Javier, a black and gray terrier mix and the CEO of WeRateDogs, stands and looks at the camera with big brown eyes. he's wearing his best tan suit with a white shirt collar and brown tie with polka dots. he is ready to get down to business.

Javier, our CEO, hopes your holiday break was everything you needed it to be. It is understandable if you need a bit more time to get reacclimated this morning. He hopes 2026 brings you love, happiness, and plenty of good dogs. He is comfortable handling that last one ❤️

a little brown dachshund puppy sits on her tuchus on the concrete floor of a gym, back paws splayed out and pink puppy belly on proud display. a loaded barbell is sitting on the floor in front of her, and she’s resting one front paw on the bar. she’s giving the camera a look that screams “are you kidding me right now,” which is extremely relatable.

This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)

This is Ollie. He found a perfectly placed carrot snack on his walk. Simply can't believe his luck. 13/10 best day ever (TT: maxime_aries)

This is Georgie. He heard sirens outside his window. Thought he would show them how it's done. 14/10 excellent vibrato Georgie (TT: georgietheboxr)

I love when a new person finds the ancient lore.

It’s misery with an incredible view.

When I make apologies for poor performance or absence, they sound like fictitious nonsense like "Sorry I didn't submit that proposal, I got jalapeno hands in my ear canal because I removed and replaced an ear bud while cooking and needed to lie down and funnel olive oil in my ear" but I assure you

This week I told my employer I can’t work because I’m stuck in the Caribbean after my flight home was canceled Saturday due to Venezuela; also, I have the superflu, no voice, and no laptop. It sounds like the worst “this is why my term paper is late” excuse in history. All true tho

Sign in a brick wall reads “TEN ANTS ONLY.”

He moseyed over, dragging a lawn chair behind him. Unfolding it, he settled in with a contented sigh. He pulled a cigarette out of a crumpled pack and lit it, taking a long, slow drag. Exhaling a stream of blue smoke, the eleventh ant muttered under his breath, “Fuck your rules.”

a 4-year-old Chocolate Lab named Bandit with his tongue out

did you get Bandit's memo? it's Tongues-Out Tuesday 😝

Dropped a 200 pound ping pong table on my foot. During Covid summer.

kids today probably don’t even know how to tell if they might be a redneck

Lovely feet’s

if i was trapped in an invisible box, i would tell no one but there would be mimes

It's hard to tell because they're fast as lightning.

I seriously doubt EVERYONE was kung-fu fighting. There had to be a guy doing tae kwon do.

I’m a little frightened by the scene, tbh

Floofy cat with crossed paws

Go on ….

Odysseus: the sea was dark as wine. the sun, tequila gold. the wind, as clear as peppermint schnapps

Achilles: hey man, we're all worried about you

A large gray cat sits on a partially-closed shoebox. Another cat’s face pokes out of the open corner of the box.

Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.

Can confirm.

A camel stands, strapped to the bed of a white pickup truck on a highway.

I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel while I’m driving.

"You didn't give a fuck when I started or ended!" - July

people celebrating new years like they ain't seen previous years

I think the kids are on to something with a 6 7 thing.

They say it, and I respond 42.

It is the answer to everything.

2026 prediction: 8 9

A duck sits in a playground swing seat.

building a playground for the local waterfowl is a great idea if your community can swing the bill

it’s actually called lightgassing

Who up forgetting they auld acquaintance