Hehehe thank yoouu! Let's be walking contradictions together and confuse all the neurotypicals 🤭

For this year's World Autism Acceptance Month, I got my diagnosis. 🤭🎉😍

Alright gimme your 🔥unhinged🔥 migraine hacks, I'm on day 3 and I need this to eennddd 😭

[to the music of 4 non blondes]

And so I wake in the morning,
and I get out of bed,
and I nearly pass out,
coz a spider's in my face

and I say

aaaAAAAAAaaAaaaaaAAAA!!

Mochi, a calico cat, is lying stretched out on a white duvet with little blue and yellow boat pictures on it. Her white belly is towards the camera and one front paw is turned up so you can see her pink and black toe beans.

Finished work and found a surprise on the bed 😻

Thank yoouuu 💜 yeah I'll be okay, just doing the work to pull myself back up now 💪🏻

The day after a meltdown is always very interesting, everything feels... distant. Until I have to do something like brush my teeth or make a cup of tea, and then it feels like I'm throwing myself into an active volcano 🌋

Mochi is singing songs of her people in the corridor while me and Clinton try to sleep. I'm drunkenly giggling while Clinton continues to try to sleep 🤭 oops

Yikes 😬 hopefully all good 🤞🏻

"I miss him."

"How do you know?"

"I filled the kettle for two and teared up."

Hello it is a Monday.

I made it 7 whole minutes with the doctor's AI receptionist attempting to book an appointment. This consisted of the bot saying "Are you still there?" for at least 5 of those minutes. Wouldn't transfer me to a human. Total joke.

Guess I know what I'm listening to tomorrow, thank you for the reminder 🤭

Britain SHOCKED: Spring once again has weather from all four seasons in ONE day, as has happened every previous year 🤭

Suggested a guy shift his car a bit because it was parked fully blocking a path, forcing people into the road (not exactly accessible) and he gave me such an 'ugh' look 🙄

Yes sorry stranger, I will never shut up about accessibility 😘

Ooo I was wondering if the Urban Decay one was still good, I'd heard things a while back but got super out of touch with it all haha, thank yoouu!!

Thank you so much for all of this! I'll check them all out 😁💜

Oooo nice, thank yoouu! I do actually need more primer too so I'll check it out!

Neutrals for eyeshadows 😁 just need a nice new selection, keep putting off getting new stuff and threw out my old stuff a while back haha

Noted on setting spray! That's really helpful, thank yoouu 💜

Anyone got recommendations for good makeup setting spray or eyeshadow palette brands?

A reminder that lovely hard working people will be implementing a fix for the PSN on their weekend. Server outages suck but there are regular people putting in overtime to bring it back, I'd like to see less personal aggro 💙

There once was a man named Bert In books: A bit of an expert He tried many times To write some rhymes He should stick to selling books.

Happy world poetry day folks. Not enough things rhyme with Bert

I never remember to watch figure skating live even though it's my favourite sport, but I've managed it for the Olympics this year and gods it's made me so happy 😭💜

Just witnessed a figure skater do the ultimate Whitney Houston 'I Will Always Love You' drum timing challenge by hitting a jump on the beat 😂 incredible

Heated Rivalry + Winter Olympics gave me no choice, I HAD to rewatch Yuri on Ice... 🤭

Grief is horrible and I always forget how much it takes out of you

The Catherine O'Hara news is devastating. She was incredible. I don't have any other words 😔

Perfect weather for the Pedestrian Puddle-Dodging Olympics today.

I'd suggest holding one for vehicles too but we all know that's unrealistic 😏

I still regularly think about The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms, it's got permanent residence in my mind 💜 so well deserved!!

Gosh I'm so glad I have a million Instagram reels telling me it's cold, I wouldn't have known otherwise 😂

Thank you, thank you, I have appeased the bees... For now