new olivia rodgrigo sounds too much like red wine supernova

would be so awesome if i could just smoke a blunt in my car and get long john silvers and listen to an album but NOOOO BECAUE I DOMT HAVE A CAR

like i'm so sad every single day i have to come here and it makes me so exhausted and tired because they won't schedule me the way i want and it wouldn't be so bad if i was actually getting paid properly for the work i was doing but nooo im barely fucking making it and for WHAT

life took such a nose dive but not really how is the most efficient way to say i love everything im so happy but my job is making me want to kms and not having a car is making it severe

if i saw you on the street would i japanese menthol tonight

smoked a japanese menthol tonight and it was heavenly

digging in twins butt like monkeys that groom each other

i'm like cavicular but for smoking weed

go see nirvana the band the show the movie MOTY

hearing 48 hours violins and erin moriarty narrating my work day like im fr about to get stabbed taking trash

rancho cucomonga is such an awesome phrase is this a real place ? did i make this up,?

getting into kpop again is looking appealing that's how depressed we are guys

can they invent a job that doesn't suck ? have they thought about this?

gotta watch wild at heart again i need to see nicolas cage's sad eyes

building an entire case study on inferred balls rn ....

poog this poog that and yet no one ever asks how poog is? ....hmmm

can we bring back dobby pussy indulgence gang ?

my gluttonous ass would do a lot of evil shit for korean bbq

korean bbq place i love you

criterion closet snoopy what would he pick

you gotta watch the return it is soooo good

musk looks sooo fucking bad dude LMAO

Don't get me wrong, I like the bit. I'd just hate to see it turn into a shtick. That's all.

got a hugeeee couch to match my huuuggee personality

loading screen tip that asks you if you charged the batteries to your girlfriends remote prostate massager

they should make a pill to take when ur too horny

back into my account hi gayss

finally watching the gay hockey show please pray for me

can't wait to have a car again facebook marketplace is about to be VERY aware of me