say something
say anything

what the fuck Quebec

i have a scar on my face that looks like it used to be a piercing but it’s actually a burn from cooking bacon

why does my brain feel like it’s trying to play a 33 on the 45 setting

my face is too tired to make emotions

i want to know everything
that is literally impossible
but that won’t stop me from trying

you know i got the funky flow but i really gotta go now

GUESS WHAT
YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOOR

sometimes my brain just
kick punch its all in the mind if you wanna test me I’m sure you’ll find the things to teach ya, sure to beat ya but nevertheless to get a lesson from teacher

as if shit wasn’t fucked up already

if you offer my cat a mcdonald fry, she gags like she’s about to barf

even this hockey ambivalent person watched that last period with excitement

i have an actual recurring nightmare where creepy children are following me around singing this song and i can’t scream to stop them because i can’t open my mouth

i should have brought my nintendo damn

i can’t believe i am at a bar watching a hockey game right now

well, i am in a bar but i have yet to look at the tv

i don’t know who this Eileen chick is but i hate her because that damn song about her is stuck in my head and i hate it so much

I scared the dog I laughed so hard

my gf’s grandma thinks my name is herald but my grandma calls every girl i have ever dated “Leslie” (the emphasis is very clearly on LEZ)

look i know i shouldn’t have started another vide game (stardew valley) when i am playing multiple other games but apparently i need to be glued to my screen at all times

this could be a draft but im gonna post it

as a somebody who types out and deletes more posts than i actually post, the draft function is an excellent and long needed addition to this place

nerd

what if they took the concept of “shiny” from Pokémon and put it into the Animal Crossing universe?

i would die for u shiny Tabby

fuck off Harper 2026
i hate you forever

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today is the day i am going to try to make it myself

too many damn games

i had a dream that i went to a vintage video game store and it only had knock-offs and bootlegs

don’t worry it’s an electronic kit, i am not harming her hearing

i can tell my cat likes music because she always comes running when I sing or play an instrument - even the drums