Scott needs to cover up his waxed kegs, I find them disturbing and distracting.

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I'm fairly sure those nachos constitute some kind of cultural crime against the Mexican people.

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When sea shells want to hear the ocean they put themselves to Danny or Scott's ears.

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The L word certainly wiped the grin off Danny's face quick enough.

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To be honest, I don't think Chris having thought about how it would work in future is a red flag. He has plenty of red flags, but that specifically isn't one.

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Bec has no problem apologising for being a bitch, it's the not doing it again part she struggles with.

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Is Alissa not aware that David is also in their relationship and was targeted in these texts? She's coming across very "it's all about me and you're just an idiot who can't handle this properly".

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Interesting they've paired Filip and Sam - the guy who's terrified of knocking his wife up and the guy who is acquiring 1.5 kids without even having sex.

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Oh silly, silly Scott, you can't be soulmates with someone who doesn't have a soul.

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I can only assume Scott had a wealthy relative who gave him lots of money to buy the businesses he "runs", because he comes across as dense as a sack full of bricks and about half as useful.

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True, and there's still one couple she hasn't tried to ruin yet - her work isn't done!

Ooh does this mean that Bec is the only vindictive bitch left? Can we get on with the show minus the clique wars now?

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I wouldn't even so much call the women fag hags, it's more like Chris is a hag fag 😂

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Yeah no Bec, I'm not sure that telling someone you love them after knowing them a month is all that adult to be honest.

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Ah well, another gay couple bites the dust. At least one of them has the sense not to cosy up to the poisonous women on the show.

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Yassss! Had her number from day 1, go on yourself Karishma!

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Karishma really just stood in front of the skincare industry and told them they were all shite 🤣🤣🤣 I love her!

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Karishma should've listened there - she could be flogging 3 or 4 different products there for the same price each as she's going to have to pitch that one. Passion over profits isn't going to sit well with Alan!

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Hit the nail on the head there Tim - Karishma could, in fact, do it all herself!

Probably do a hell of a lot better job as well...

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Does Gia not remember when she whipped out her phone showing how Bec messaged her a load of bile about Alyssa? Nobody seemed to care then, I'm not sure they'll care now.

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Also, when did Australians get this prissy & sensitive? I know Aussies, and none of them would blink twice at the absolute worst language you could imagine. These MAFS folk are clutching their pearls at being called a bully or mean.

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At this point they may as well just beep out the whole fucking show - just air it after the watershed FFS.

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I can't wait for the future episode where Gia invariably turns on Juliette, and Juliette reverts to her psycho form.

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Stop it! Bad gays! Why dare you comforting the vindictive bully and her plank of a husband?

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Powering through so many episodes to catch up has been tough, but seeing "alpha male" Tyson run away to cry because the big bad lady had opinions and there were scary gays in the room has made it all worthwhile! 😂😂😂😂😂

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All I'm going to say about Chris & Brook is that, bottom line, what he said was exactly what every other person meant when they said they were only interested in "healthy, active people, really focused on self improvement and the gym and stuff". He was just honest.

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My #MAFSAU catch-up continues apace with the Red Flag/Green Flag episode. Based on their choices of dress so far I'm assuming Brook, Gia and Mel ride their broomsticks sidesaddle.

Ironically, although it's not healthy, cats are actually far more fond of cheese than mice are.

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Tim's obvious delight announcing those numbers 🤣🤣🤣

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Don't tell me that pillock Keiran is going to scrape through with a win by default.

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