Yassss! Had her number from day 1, go on yourself Karishma!

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Karishma really just stood in front of the skincare industry and told them they were all shite 🤣🤣🤣 I love her!

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Karishma should've listened there - she could be flogging 3 or 4 different products there for the same price each as she's going to have to pitch that one. Passion over profits isn't going to sit well with Alan!

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Hit the nail on the head there Tim - Karishma could, in fact, do it all herself!

Probably do a hell of a lot better job as well...

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Does Gia not remember when she whipped out her phone showing how Bec messaged her a load of bile about Alyssa? Nobody seemed to care then, I'm not sure they'll care now.

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Also, when did Australians get this prissy & sensitive? I know Aussies, and none of them would blink twice at the absolute worst language you could imagine. These MAFS folk are clutching their pearls at being called a bully or mean.

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At this point they may as well just beep out the whole fucking show - just air it after the watershed FFS.

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I can't wait for the future episode where Gia invariably turns on Juliette, and Juliette reverts to her psycho form.

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Stop it! Bad gays! Why dare you comforting the vindictive bully and her plank of a husband?

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Powering through so many episodes to catch up has been tough, but seeing "alpha male" Tyson run away to cry because the big bad lady had opinions and there were scary gays in the room has made it all worthwhile! 😂😂😂😂😂

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All I'm going to say about Chris & Brook is that, bottom line, what he said was exactly what every other person meant when they said they were only interested in "healthy, active people, really focused on self improvement and the gym and stuff". He was just honest.

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My #MAFSAU catch-up continues apace with the Red Flag/Green Flag episode. Based on their choices of dress so far I'm assuming Brook, Gia and Mel ride their broomsticks sidesaddle.

Ironically, although it's not healthy, cats are actually far more fond of cheese than mice are.

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Tim's obvious delight announcing those numbers 🤣🤣🤣

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Don't tell me that pillock Keiran is going to scrape through with a win by default.

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So one team thinks cats can phase through solid matter, and the other have the audacity to think they need to explain to people what chic means when they can't even spell it 😂

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Dangly fun bits. 🤔

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*Pokes head out from under rock*

What do you mean the new #MAFSAU started in the UK weeks ago?! Why did nobody tell me?!!

Joe's a strapping lad. I wonder if he's single and in the will.

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The grift from the MAGAts like noooo! Have you no shame? No sense of self preservation? 🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely! Dude lives in his neighborhood and wants to pick a fight rather than respectfully invite him to a barbecue - insane!

I just can't imagine why anyone would approach Alan Ritchson for any other reason than to ask very politely to shake his hand and, if you were feeling very brave, for a big hug.

I'm convinced Alan Sugar goes home and jacks off to Only Fools and Horses of an evening, his affinity for smarmy wide boy geezers like Keiran can only really be described as a fetish.

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Karishma has more savvy and competence than the cast of the last 5 series combined.
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Given the hugely positive response and guaranteed audience for the Buffy continuation, I can only assume that either 1) Hulu executives are allergic to money; 2) the pilot was utterly atrocious; 3) Hulu executives have seen Once More with Feeling.

On the plus side, at least we can wholeheartedly back France to slaughter England now.

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Oh well, I guess normal service has resumed 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Well they are... 🙊

Oh this is surely one of the sweetest days in rugby ever 😁😁😁

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Ordinarily I'd rather see France take the title from us than see England win, we're going to finish above England anyway which is what really counts, but it would be our first 6 Nations title! It's a strategic sacrifice, just a fragment of soul for the trophy!