I was talking about the mustard

Good thing you’re not a vampire

i just want to LEAVE THIS COUNTRY 😩😔🗣️💥✈️🙏

Why are all the pretty women from this country🏳️‍⚧️?

Yes

No you did that one emote

Will I be judged by oomfs if I thirst on main?

bluesky needs a bookmark feature pls

Stay safe 🙏

A lot of people keep saying that Elon’s decisions don’t make sense, but I have a trick. Simply ask “Is this going to get everybody talking about Elon Musk?” If the answer is “Yes” then, to Elon, it is a good idea.

From the Twitter archives.

Not sure I’m cut out for this.

Memes and other oomfs like twitter still has all the good art and memes but to my knowledge/I don’t use ai

I’m truly ment to be a housewife

Can they deport musk?

No plz don’t make voltorb flip and Balatro real games I would lose everything 😭😭😭😭

I have been saying this

Goat

What did you do for legs?

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?

Thank god Balatro is fictional money cuz if it wasn’t I would’ve lost the house by now

What does this mean about me?

this game is cruising for a bruising

So true oomfie

We are so back

It's been 5 years since Sword and Shield's release and I'm still thinking about this

The thing that got me off of twitter was doomscrolling for the first time in my life… people do that on the daily and still go back to it???

Blue sky should pull a MySpace and let us put music on our profiles