We’d have to make the dumbest characters ever. Like the asshole one lmao

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I don’t need tomodachi life…I don’t need tomodachi life… I don’t need-

Obvious haven’t seen it for myself so I don’t know if there’s additional context but could it be they meant it more like “this is straight up porn”? Cause I’ve seen a lot of authors refer to their porn with no plot fics as “this is straight porn” before.

the problem is I have multi-chapter fic ideas but a brain with adhd who posts one chapter for gratification and then never updates again

When I feel bad for pornposting through world catastrophes I try to remind myself of how much it helps me to watch a stream of my favourite silly guys, look at peoples art or share a stupid meme.

I may be thinking about Alpha Jayce chained up, chastity belt in place, and blind folded while Omega Vik scents and rubs up all on him. Both whining for contact but trying to fight against instinct to not jeopardize their working relationship.

the omega using the alphas scent to help them orgasm and keep their heat under control without the risk of pregnancy. hands roaming and groping without a care.

okay but what about alphas being chained up and wearing a chastity belt to help omegas through heat without sexual intercourse.
Just off chained on a wall or the middle of the room, unable to move while getting rubbed up on, desperately fighting against instincts to satiate themself and the omega.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

I love the idea of Machine Hearld Victor augmenting his legs so he could be taller than Gio. Like a “haha who’s taller now?!” kind of way.

"UMMMMM u shouldn't use fiction to romanticize problematic things" youre so right. Never depict a straight man ever again.

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mmm yummy vampire sex to make vampire (or human hehe) babies... but in a contained environment of course. It's all above the board you see.
The contract Vik signs is just a formality of course. No need to be worried about vampires and their fierce obsession with what they perceive to be theirs.

Maybe one day my one vampire Jayvik fanfic will see the light of day. Horny BDSM shit. Gotta lock in next time ovulations here lmao

breeding bench Viktor always on my mind

CHAPTER 10 OF RELIGIONS IN YOUR LIPS AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED THE NEXT ONE NOW.

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Head empty. No thoughts. Treat? Treat? Treat? Treat?

GOOOD LORD I NEED EM TO FUCK NASTY NEOOOOW

The Promising by InAllPosibilities IS SO GODDAMN GOOD. AHHHH.

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Holy shit Iron Lung was so good

Fangirling over here that you saw this and replied. Keep doing what you’re doing!! Always look forward to it. 💚💚💚💚