Damn right Cesar Tovar!

Fucking thank you. I've always hated this damn song.

Do different body parts cost a different small fee?

They have the weirdest goddamn history with the World Cup.

Just an update: Norm Green, does in fact, still suck. On to the weather.

My brother and I visited Oslo, and while we did go to the Nobel Prize Museum, the thing we were the most excited for was this statue.

That score just looks so unnatural. Like you can't even compare it to anything. It just exists in its own timeline.

Tobias!

a man in a suit and tie is holding a yellow object and smiling ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a yellow object and smiling

There is just pure joy in his eyes.

I'm just choosing to believe that when all Dachshunds die, they go to Valhalla, as they are the most fearless breed of dog known to man. Now imagine weiner dogs in Viking regalia.

The moment when it flips from the sped up seeming footage to something more modern? One of the, if not the biggest, "Holy fucking shit" moments I've ever had in a theater.

I do not. Snacks are an integral part of the day.

Costco aren't bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

I never got this, "I went to Target to get one thing, and ended up spending $200!” thing. Like, I just went there, got the one thing I needed, and left. Now, inadvertently spending hundreds of dollars at Costco is a different story.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never give anyone from Forest Lake, MN any sort of power.

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.

One was a teacher, who grew up in a town so small, they played six man football. The other was a draftsman who apparently could run 100 yards in 12 seconds while wearing boots. Luckily, one trait I inherited from both of them was their athletic ability.

How does one get JUST a ten minute misconduct?

"Operation Epic Fury"? Goddamnit, we used to be able to name fucking military operations.

Well you can't go wrong with Michael Irvin cocaine and hooker stories.

"More books" is always the answer.

Reading this legitimately made me feel better.

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. This is the apparel equivalent of Malort.

I'm a Wild fan, so I get the joy of having numerous players doing this shit, PLUS the fucking GM inviting that bug eyed freak into the celebration.

"We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N". "Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!?" Why? To me, it's the funniest, no context line in the entire show. It never fails to make me laugh uncontrollably.

There's many reasons why I want to be a librarian.

Thanks for that last little bit about how it's still ok to cheer for the US, even with all of the fucked up shit happening right now. It legitimately made me feel better.

I still will never figure out how he could have missed this call. Like, if he was screened in some fashion I could maybe understand it, but he's RIGHT THERE STARING STRAIGHT AT IT.

Evidently some kid got real interested in wolves, as I've put away seemingly every single book on the subject today. #library #whyilovethelibrary

Christ, recording a bedtime story so your kid can listen to it when you're gone is gut wrenchingly beautiful.