Voted yes in VA… fuck these maggots

Healer main hot take. Blade should’ve been a tank not a DPS. Also make widow a healer at this point 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bathroom 🎶

So if anyone's looking for roommates or if anyone knows anyone looking for a roommate in San Francisco im game to chat and maybe be roomies 👉🏾👈🏾 i have one person with me and the only non negotiable is 2 cats but I'm looking for an August 1st move. And here's your prize for reading 💖 please help xoxo

No you just give him melatonin 🤣

Literally 🤣 can’t wait for the remaster

Oh nah he doesn’t have one. Barely uses IG.

And this is why friend sex is the best sex, just had an earth shattering, record breaking orgasm from @nerdyholenpole.bsky.social jackhammering the fuuuuuck out of my prostate

Random post:
Started watching #testaments and golly I forgot how the handmaids used to be. I only got halfway through the testaments book. The series does a great job in fleshing it out. The cinematography is sooo good. Especially episode 2 that shit was disgusting I had to step away.

a woman is holding her chest with her hands while sitting in a church . ALT: a woman is holding her chest with her hands while sitting in a church .

Omg who hurt you!

😒 what now? Ugh

Idk anything about cars but when I see a pretty one I drool! 😩 there’s some sexy ones out there

Got my bestie a damn Master Chief Helmet and now he’s thinking about all the thirsty pics he’s going to take 🤣🤣🤣🤣 what have i unleashed !

🙈 omg all shirtless

Always at the ready 😉

Good boy 😏

Ra ra oh mama

Wide open

This sexy boy slides into my DMs while I’m in this meeting and instant boner 🥵

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…

Damn tried scrolling on Twitter to see some porn and bust a quick nut. Holy shit is bad. There’s a limit and doesn’t load. Is soooo bad after that damn purge.

Where my good boys ? Daddy needs some 💦

NEED!!!

Here comes another super collider 😭😭

a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open

Oh we’re fucked… we’re soooo fucked #daredevil

Fellas make sure you train that man hole everyday for you tops 😉

Oh my 😍😍😍😮‍💨

Heavy...🥵💦💦

🤣🤣🤣this is too funny cuz same they still do it in the new anime.

For real!