NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY IS AT A RESTAURANT, AND SHE IS LOOKING AT THE MENU NANCY: OH, DEAR... I CAN'T THINK WHAT TO ORDER P2- A WAITER OVERHEARS NANCY WAITER: MAY I SUGGEST SOMETHING? NANCY IS LOOKING CLOSELY AT THE EYES OF THE WAITER P3- NANCY: OH, YOU DO ALREADY P4- THE WAITER BRINGS NANCY HER ORDER WAITER: TWO FRIED EGGS COMING UP

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 22,1950

Gordo shouting at Poosy Gato: Get off my nehru jacket! Poosy, hanging by his claws from the ceiling: What the @*!!©#'s a nehru jacket?

Gordo by Gus Arriola, February 17 1968:

ok k.o.! weed

meanwhile, the term fat bitches really rubs your nose in it. we bitches be FAT

maybe it's my reactionary american mind talking, but i've really come to prefer the term fat bitches over plus-size. plus-size just has that "unhoused person" energy, where the term's intent is to appease the sensibilities of people who are decidedly not part of the community being named

pinterest is actually quite good at displaying fat bitches, but like the society that created it, their algorithm is unable to differentiate between erotic fat bitches and fat bitches simply existing. it's also inundated with ai slop of fat bitches.

1) The fat bitch who is advertising her sex work towards men (and especially men who find the concept of loving fat bitches to be shameful)

2) The fat bitch who is a "plus-size body positive influencer" that regurgitates the exact same platitudes over and over in order to drive engagement

instagram is better able to be trained on fat bitches, but its morally bankrupt ass algorithm clearly only recognizes two categories of fat bitch. those categories being...

bsky is obviously the worst. its algorithm actively fights any & all attempts to introduce fat bitches, instead choosing to serve you dozens upon hundreds of banal liberal engagement bait posts

the new metric by which i judge social media platforms is the quality+quantity of fat bitches its algorithm is willing to show me

kewl tune isn't as overtuned as any other meta deck designed to drive sales, but it is another archetype that indulges in the increasingly annoying trend of playing their turn on your turn

mr.president, please write an executive order declaring yourself the pope of america

I KNOW, one of my biggest bugbears with the dominant yugioh playstyle. it feels like a lotta duelistss are actively trying to avoid engagement when that's the FUN PART!

master duel is so heavily biased in favor of who goes first that most players will disconnect the second they lose the coin flip

invincible credits be like "Unnamed Drive-Thru Attendant — Barack Obama"

Endearingly janky KTMA era Crow T Robot

Smoking that shit that makes you feel like KTMA era Crow.

A black-and-white cat peeking from behind a cat tower, with one paw raised

Bring it on!

curious reader: mr.kubo, why does ichigo use a giant swastika?

tite kubo: excellent question. you see, this symbol is actually a manji, it stands for peace and prosperity 😇

curious reader: oh! thank you for informing me!

tite kubo: of course. now check out this guy i call ⚡ullivan ⚡quire

"seeing it stripped of its meaning actually makes me a little sad. If there’s anything insulting about being called unc, it’s the kind of insult that’s meant to bring people closer together, not reinforce an artificial boundary between generations."

it's time to COLOR a COMIC PAGE

if the government didn't nuke raccoon city chief irons would've

lol did they have to revert bsky to an old version?

first of all, tickled to learn that mel brooks is still alive. but also, his humor is so unique that i'm glad we're getting at least one more flick outta him

there is not a LET'S GO big enough

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

bsky sputtering and choking on it today

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

mad asf britney ultimatum introduced those white bitches to ox tail. we're lucky nobody watched this season or that shit woulda shot up to 45 bux per sniff

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.