Posts by La Piñata Bandida
I *see* dat now!
Like many older men, Trump is experiencing an inability to properly climax…
Kash me outside, how about that?
🔨 🔥 The time to rise has been engaged…
“Finest Worksong” was released as a single in the UK on April 18, 1988. The video was directed by our very own @michaelstipe.bsky.social
Our Zack Bucklew breaks down the #Orioles’ first 20 games of 2026, highlighting a dominant bullpen, unexpected breakout contributors and an offense still searching for timely hits in the first edition of Vibes Check:
#Birdland #baltimorebattery #FlyDifferent
thebaltimorebattery.com/2026/04/18/v...
Well, that was fun to watch back over breakfast this morning!
Happy Cal Spring Game Day!
If you’re looking for a good pre-read, might I suggest this profile of The Pain Train, which includes lots of incredible nuggets like the time he almost killed Rudy Carpenter simply because he called him by his first name: www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
This is insane. And disgusting.
If this doesn’t end with four of her seven children dead before the age of 5 and her own death from pneumonia at the ripe old age of 31, I’m going to be very unimpressed
“Did you never call? I waited for your call…”
On this day in 1984, “So. Central Rain (I’m Sorry)” was released as the first single from Reckoning. The video was directed by Howard Libov and filmed at Reflection Studio in Charlotte.
I love the Orioles so much, but these games are going to kill me!
So crazy that Jeremiah Jackson is still the greatest hitter in the history of baseball. #Orioles
I don't understand how the Angels will wear a memorial patch for Garret Anderson but the Dodgers still can't find time to honor Davey Lopes with a similar tribute?
Sittin on the dashboard of my car..
"Trump had come in promising that “for the Kennedy Center, THE BEST IS YET TO COME!” On the inside, my colleagues and I instead saw cronyism, incompetence, and a series of bizarre moves that would lead to the Kennedy Center going dark."
In my 3rd grade classroom, I will spend my day talking about this American hero, but beyond the obvious reasons for honoring this man, I do try to go beyond and explain to my students that the true story behind Jackie Robinson extended beyond the baseball diamond...
And the man being healed in the original image still looks an awful lot like John Stewart also!
Narrator: "The average gasoline price during President Biden's term was roughly $3.60 per gallon."
A picture of a kid in a Doctor’s costume, green scrubs, a name tag, and a stethoscope around his neck
Got my kid a Jesus costume for Halloween
It's becoming fairly clear that taking on the mantle of Jesus-the-doctor was the end result of our longstanding "two week" wait for the GOP's healthcare plan...
CTA pulled its endorsement of Swallwell, while my own CA teacher's union, CFT, endorsed Tom Steyer. I'm still shaking my head over their endorsement--particularly given that he's never really clarified why he thought his now-disavowed private prison investment was good idea in the first place...
Kudos to the reply at the bottom…
"It's an extraordinary statement."
Cardinal Timothy Radcliffe, who was among the conclave that elected Pope Leo, rejects Donald Trump's claim the American pontiff was chosen as "the best way to deal" with the US president.
#Newsnight