Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Pancreatic cancer usually kills within a year or two of diagnosis. In this trial, nearly all 8 responders are still alive six years later. The 5-year survival rate is usually only around 12%. We should be increasing federal funding for mRNA research, not cutting it.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

We all have days like this

Look at this cutie I finished as I start my Norse Code Puzzle @arif.bsky.social

KYLER, BLOW THE GJALLARHORN

Come on man

"They Shall Not Grow Old" should be required viewing

"Don't write your graduate thesis on religion and space" they said.

"That's a ridiculous topic, and it's extremely niche, and you'll never use that knowledge in the real world" they said.

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, HATERS?!

"I naturally have fascist instincts but..."

It's been too long since I bullied @arif.bsky.social online so here he is as Rem and Ram

Jazz car

Let’s talk about how this works and why we have older devices. When I started doing cabin integration back in 2017, we actually had a 2020 launch date. We bought the tablets the crew used for Artemis II back then. To not spend as much, we limited our choice to devices that were in the ISS catalog.

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@norsecodepodcast.bsky.social @arif.bsky.social I sure hope one of you has Instagram - www.instagram.com/reel/DWlg3fA...

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

Over eight million Americans took to the streets today, which makes No Kings 3 the biggest single day of protest in the history of our country. #NoKings

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

56 People braved the cold in Valdez Alaska. #NoKings.

Give them cash. Please. They get more bang for their buck because they buy in bulk. Cash.

TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend?

REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,

Remember when USPS had a contract to buy a fleet of EVs and Trump made them cancel it and go back to gas?

Has anyone asked Pope Leo what he thinks about Daredevil? He’s the first pope who might plausibly have Daredevil opinions

ICE is beneath contempt. Call your Senators at 202-224-3121 and tell them to keep blocking ICE funding.

Admitting you f*cked up is an underrated quality.

Markwayne Mullin is an election denier and today he wouldn’t rule out federal officers at polling locations, saying they could be deployed for a “specific threat.”

Not new for him.

If alarm bells are ringing, you’re paying attention.

ah yes the nazis were definitely known for their inclusion of muslims.

@norsecodepodcast.bsky.social in reference to a question from Episode 599.5 - now that Arif is co-hosting Locked On Vikings After Dark, is he officially directly supporting terrorism?

Everyone wants to know about the ferry boat so here is the lowdown of all the stuff you can get it with:
1. Fries/crab fries
2. Garlic fries, Old Bay fries, sidewinder fries
3. Chicken tenders/fish and chips
4. (Not pictured) crab nachos

We wholeheartedly agree. Irion and Egli breached the trust that we must have in the lawyers appearing before us. They have brought the profession into disrepute. Irion's and Egli's failure to comply with the basic rules of our profession has forced us and the City to unnecessarily expend time and resources on a case that should have been litigated and resolved straightforwardly but was not. More importantly, by breaching our trust, we can no longer rely on the representations in Irion's and Egli's briefs, harming both their clients (whose cases are now viewed with skepticism and this court who must now independently verify everything Irion and Egli write. Finally, Irion and Egli have sullied the reputation of our bar, which now must litigate under the cloud of their conduct. We therefore issue these sanctions to Irion and Egli, the rationales for which we will explain below: 1. Irion and Egli must jointly and severally reimburse appellees in full for their reasonable attorneys' fees on appeal in all three appeals. 2. Irion and Egli must jointly and severally pay double costs to appellees for costs incurred under 28 U.S.C. § 1920 on appeal in all three appeals. 3. Appellees must file an accounting of their costs and attorneys' fees on appeal, with supporting documentation, no later than seven days from the date of this

order. Irion and Egli shall file any responses or objections to appellees' requests for costs and attorneys' fees on appeal no later than seven days thereafter. There will be no replies. 4. Irion and Egli must each separately and individually pay $15,000 to the registry of this court as punitive sanctions for the proceedings in this court in all three appeals. 5. The clerk will forward a copy of this order to the chief judge to consider disciplinary proceedings under Sixth Circuit Local Rule 46. 6. If Irion and Egli are financially unable to comply with some or all of the requirements of this order, they must file an affidavit under seal describing their financial situation along with their objections to appellees' fee requests.

Everyone stfu the Sixth Circuit issued *gigantic* AI sanctions

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