a comically large twix could fix me

This scumfuck has gotta go

Who the fuck is drinking hot dog water? Well, except for maybe Fred Durst

This is so, so well-articulated.

Image of vicious cycle soyjack. Fascists seize more power -> Democrats say "vote!" -> Democrats do nothing to fight back -> Fascists receive no consequences

Burn 'em both to the fucking ground.

Screenshot of a Twitter conversation. The top tweet reads, "There have been worse times, there have been better times, but I refuse to believe there have ever been dumber times." Below this, a reply reads, "Wait till tomorrow. Today was the smartest day of the rest of your life."

"anyone else address their pets as sir/ma’am but not as in a term of respect but more like, a buffet employee frantically trying to stop a customer from grabbing food with their bare hands?" @canicula

Gets me every time.

Popular opinion but the streets should be running red with the blood of capitalists and their agents.

So, thing that is apparently better understood inside academia than outside of it:

International students pay sticker price. Most domestic students do not. International students are subsidizing the education costs for domestic students, as per student governmental funding drops.

On one level I respect Mamdani's political savvy but on another level it's, like, his radical strategy is "what if I talk like a normal person and close potholes" and c'mon America that should be our baseline for electing anybody 😭

What’s sad is Dems are already trying to make this a brand message.

Fucking Jeffries and Newsom.

This is really all they have left. "We have a pointless and criminal war pushing gas prices through the roof and the global economy to the brink but at least the government isn't treating trans people like they're human beings" will be the entirety of the midterm message.

...and honestly, the people should be shutting down the shit the cities don't want to.

“I never thought Elon would muffle *my* legitimate news sources” says guy who uses the “Elon muffles legitimate news sources” app.

Wildlife Conservation Police Are Searching Thousands of Flock Cameras for ICE Ron DeSantis has empowered hundreds of Florida conservation police to work directly with ICE.

NEW: Florida’s Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission police—yes, the agency responsible for wildlife conservation and endangered species—are performing dozens of license plate lookups on Flock cameras for ICE, according to public records that show details of the searches.

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If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

Phil Stewart @phildstewart X.com MORE - (Reuters) - U.S. federal agents have arrested the niece and grand-niece of late Iranian military commander Qassem Soleimani after Secretary of State Marco Rubio revoked their lawful permanent resident status, the State Department said on Saturday. "Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter are now in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement," the State Department said in a statement after Rubio revoked their green cards.

Apparently the US is taking Iranians in this country hostage now:

A greg Kelly tweet, with picture of Pete Hegseth. Hegseth….Weirdo DRAMA “somehow”follows this guy everywhere he goes. The word is another General “looked at him funny” so PETE (drunk on power-hopefully just power) Fired the guy. From “Fox and Friends” Birthday Parties to the SITUATION ROOM, it’s always A Problem with this guy. He Lied to the Trump Admin about his extensive Personal Issues, and now he’s blowing up Army Careers of Good Men—because of his personal INSECURITY. Paranoid Pete!

tweet, RTing NY post story. Story says: 🚨REPORT🚨 Pete Hegseth’s top aide, Ricky Buria, has been spreading a story that he and Hegseth disguised themselves with hats and sunglasses to sneak out of a Ritz-Carlton hotel for a heavy drinking session involving nearly three bottles of Macallan whisky. The tale, which multiple sources describe as false and reckless, was reportedly planted as a ploy to identify leakers and stir drama within the Trump administration. This has fueled infighting and paranoia in the Pentagon, especially given Hegseth’s recent confirmation as Secretary of War and his public pledge to abstain from alcohol. The media attempted to lie during Hegseth’s confirmation process by claiming he had a drinking problem. SOURCE: NYP My sources have repeatedly told me Buria is and has always been problematic. During a media event, Buria is heard in an interview with @mattgaetz struggling to speak—he appeared to be slurring. RT says: This is a "plumber" operation worth of the Three Stooges: 1.) Hegseth is paranoid about leaks, goes on leak hunt 2.) Idea is to spread rumor to select parties, see who 'bites' in the media, trace the leak backwards 3.) Top lieutenant invents farcically implausible alcohol rumor that would not fool a child 4.) Spreads it while ruinously drunk himself 5.) Also there's a war on

Incidentally, the far right IS turning on Whiskey Pete, even sort of kind of bc he's firing competent brown and female people during war.

Greg Kelly actually has the ability to get inside Trump's brain.

Been rewatching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (2008-9) and it's interesting from a 2026 perspective to watch a show where the premise is just "let's go find everyone making AI and assassinate them"

Both Polymarket and kalshi reached out to pay me to put their ads in my newsletters in the last month. Told both to fuck off, obviously. But I bring it up because it seems like the only way to make $ right now is to work for some entity destroying society in a race to the bottom. It fucking sucks.

I am sickened by the NYT and others normalizing Trump’s threat to bomb Iranians “back to the Stone Ages” as simply a sign of a possible “expansion” of the war. It’s a barbaric statement, promising horrific war crimes. Everyone should be appalled.

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Screenshot of a Facebook memory from a post back on April 1, 2012 where gas prices were 3.95 for diesel, 3.85 for regular, and 3.99 for midgrade. Ultra is cutoff, unfortunately. The screenshot from an angrypost about BP charging an entire dollar more for credit vs cash.

Facebook just reminded me that back in 2012 we were dealing with gas prices around this high.

Damn. The crotch rockets are out on the expressway tonight, huh?

I'm not even driving, I hear them from my house 🙈

— The US-Israeli war against Iran is not a NATO operation.
— No NATO allies were consulted beforehand.
— The US did not invoke Article 5 of the NATO charter for the simple reason that it hadn't been attacked.
— NATO allies are under no obligation to assist the US. QED.

Image of a Joe Walsh quote-tweet. The tweet he quoted from Judea Pearl says: Jews are slowly coming to the realization that the Democratic party to which they have been eternally loyal, actually wants the existence of Israel to come to an end. Joe Walsh's quote tweet in response: As a very new Democrat, I am so damn concerned about this. The Democratic party will not win nationally and will not win in battleground states if they abandon their support for Israel. Fuck you forever, Joe. You'll always be a fucking Republican, you bum.

These are the kinds of scumballs the DNC wants to run the party.

Fuck you forever, Joe. You'll always be a Republican, you fucking bum.

April from Parks and Rec saying “because I didn’t think March 31st existed.”

How Thomson Reuters Powers ICE and Palantir Thomson Reuters’ data, which can include peoples’ addresses and details on their ethnicity, is linked to tools used ICE.

NEW: Thomson Reuters, the media company which is also a data broker, has long provided personal data for ICE tools, according to documents obtained by 404 Media and sources. There are also indications its data is now part of the Palantir system ICE uses to find which neighborhoods to target.