Or maybe they came to him, the OG, for pointers 🤔

Turmoil, resignations and ‘psychological warfare’: how Trump is crippling US national parks As the administration slashes jobs and hobbles research, current and former workers say the mood inside US national parks – described as America’s ‘best idea’ – is bleak

Just published in The Guardian 😪
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G.O.P. Tax Bill May Hurt the Lowest Earners and Help the Richest

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/16/b...

“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands

Former transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg indicated in an interview published Tuesday that he would “assess” a potential 2028 presidential run and consider “what I bring to the table and how it’s different” from other candidates. wapo.st/4jW5AQQ

This was a great series

REFUGEE: "We'd like asylum in the United States."

ASYLUM HOTLINE: "We're full. Not taking any more."

REFUGEE: "We're white."

ASYLUM HOTLINE: "How soon can you get here?"

'ONE OF ITS HEADS SEEMED TO HAVE A MORTAL WOUND, BUT ITS MORTAL WOUND WAS HEALED, AND THE WHOLE EARTH MARVELED AS THEY FOLLOWED THE BEAST. REVELATION 13:3

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At last, moral leadership from an American who now leads much of the world’s faithful. No wonder we are all profoundly hopeful.

Has he told us taxpayers thank you yet?

Small-In-The-Pants Parade The draft-dodging gilded toilet nepo baby is throwing himself a 90 million dollar birthday party on OUR dime while telling the American people that we need to “live with less.”

You see, here in the U.S., we have this quaint little tradition of not needing to whip out our military dick to feel good about ourselves. But that’s not nearly enough for the Bronze Bloviator, whose ego is so fragile it needs a $92 million security blanket.
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Listen to Andrew Zimmern & @chefjoseandres.bsky.social.

It’s more important than ever that we give dignity to the people who are keeping America and the world fed…building longer tables instead of demonizing others.

We need to reopen Alcatraz. There has to be another place in our country for dangerous repeat criminals. The White House only has so much room.

A week ago today, FBI agents arrested Judge Hannah Dugan on courthouse grounds on outrageous charges. Immediately, Trump officials like Kash Patel and Pam Bondi began to celebrate. But this is not going well for them, and it’s going to age like milk on a Miami sidewalk. 🧵

Lemme guess.
MAL doesn’t serve Pepsi.

ICE agents arrest 73-year-old grandfather in Louisiana who has lived in US for 45 years The Lafayette man was detained outside of a gas station on his way to work, and his family posted a video begging for prayers and help to bring him home.

He fled Cuba to escape communism. He’s a 73-year-old grandfather with a heart condition. Primary caretaker of his wife with dementia.

Sick. Cruel. Traición.
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“History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce.”
— Karl Marx

👍 this is my favorite one so far 😂

San Francisco gets an A+ for presentation and form.

One man throwing the country into a depression because he had his feelings hurt by jokes from the black president.

I have increased the size of my garden in an effort to help people in my community.
Gardening started as my little therapy hobby and turns out I’m actually pretty good at it. I actually feel like I’m able to give something, albeit small, back to my community.

I fear that the ones that have been getting a lot of attention such as this gentleman and the hairdresser are in even more danger there😔

If you’re marching tomorrow - some quick tips:

-Turn off Face ID and fingerprint tech to access your phone.
-Use a sharpie and write the phone number of your emergency contact on your forearm. Not your hand - it will sweat off.
- Hand sanitizer and masks
-Water
-Long hair? Braid it.

First half of clip is Trump last month telling one of his favorite ‘Sir’ stories about his Joint Chiefs Chair nominee Dan Caine, which he has told hundreds of times. Second half of clip is Caine testifying today to the Senate that Trump lied.

Yep

How could they not? They’re literally the cutest thing in the entire world.

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