A man in a red shirt with glasses standing against trees and a setting sun peeking through.

Teeth cleaned and hairs cut. Something something gay powers. 💅🏻

I love when thighs are on the menu!

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Toot or boot? Bringing your own fabulous fan to #CATS The Jellicle Ball in two weeks instead of spending $40 at the merch counter?

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Was #Beethoven anyone else’s first core memory of Lady Marmalade (hindsight, of course)? I hear “The pOoOoOL!?” In my head too often 😂💀

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A man posing outside with trees and flowers in the background. Shirt reads “allegedly.”

The Saturyay morning sun gave way to afternoon rain. It’s nap time, allegedly 😉

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18. 😈👠

Man in pink tank top lying on decorative pillows. Photo text reads: “on this day, April 17, 2019”

That naked left arm, though! Full sleeve now complete. Also… #twinkdeath #sashayaway #april17

Brown spider on a steel kitchen tool in the grass.

Another, a few days later. 🆘

Come here so I can rub your tummy.

The most recent addition to my sleeve/shoulder is a passion flower! 😍🥰

😎🥳

Side-by-side photos of drag entertainer Suzi Toot and Pope Leo

I haven’t seen anyone else make this comparison, but surely I can’t be the first or only one? 😂 #SuziToot #PopeLeo

A brown spider under a clear plastic lid with a vehicle and structure in the background

Listen, it took everything I had not to smash this beast lurking in the bathroom corner. The first (and by far larger) of two I took outside this weekend. 🤢🕷️

Worth noting: so long as her husband keeps the confederate flag in the garage, she’ll never get it.

Yes, please.

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My JD-pilled sister is complaining about the economy and the strategic reserve. She’s SO close to getting it.

I’m not that kind of doctor, but yes! :)

Literally no one:

Me: do I wanna gauge my PA again? 😂💀

Probably on my mind because I got my guiche 4.1.24 and my PA 4.6.25 😜🪝

A New STI is Spreading in the U.S. What You Should Know.

Be vigilant, friends!

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If you haven’t listened yet, Bette also updated and recorded Guthrie’s “All You Fascists Bound to Lose.” Enjoy!

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Listen, me and my anxious attachment style would appreciate if you would turn off read receipts. Or, y’know, just respond…

I saw some, so sharing some! Thighs are always on the menu around here! Sunday morning coffee, just-because cake, and a little human solar charging. #ThighsTheLimit

A man in the mirror with extreme sunburn on his arms and neck

I volunteer to rub you down in Solarcaine ❤️‍🩹😂 Once upon a time, I drove across the Midwest with the top down and no sunscreen… #snailedit

Save me a spot?

Always and forever.

😻

A man outside wearing a pink hoodie with printed sprinkles

This is 38. Now accepting birthday smut, snuggles, and sweets 🥳🎁🧁 Despite *gestures around* I’m ready for this next lap around the sun! #Birthday #Pisces

Scissor sesh

Patty’s, Birthday, Spring Equinox!