Now you're at it too?

I mean, I suppose a huge amount of work does go into it, it's just that it isn't work done by him

Not Jesus, obviously, just some bloke selling loaves and fishes

"The image clearly depicts me as a simple vendor of seafood sandwiches"

Roger Scruton's Scrotum Futon, a stupid cartoon about the rightwing philosopher's genitals doubling up as a foldaway bed.

Cartoon featuring Roger Scruton from the June 2019 issue of Viz. Scruton died about 7 months after it was published, but not as a result of it, as far as I know.

Having inadvertently broken the internet, Gilbert constructs for his dad a replacement for social media - an Opinion Cannon, which spurts words and emojis at random strangers attempting to have a conversation on the street corner.

While you're waiting for that stupid bastard to kill us all, why not sit back and read a magazine? There's a new issue of Viz on sale today, and Gilbert Ratchet accidentally breaks the internet.

That’s my bedtime reread at the moment, and it’s like putting on a favourite 30 year old slipper (not that I have a favourite 30 year old slipper, I’m not mad)

On Thursday, the new issue of Viz will be on sale at the small pile of radioactive rubble that used to be your corner shop. I'm not sure how much it will cost - maybe a dented tin of corned beef, or you might have to have sex with the newsagent or something.

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-two
(too soon for me and you) -
Between the end of the "Chatterley" ban
And Cy Endfield's film "Zulu".

(Bernard Cribbens' first LP was actually 1962)

Anyway, that was way back in 1963, between the end of the Chatterley ban and Bernard Cribbens' first LP.

Reminded me of this bit from 'UGH...', the TLS review of The Naked Lunch in 1963. Burroughs replied "Precisely how is a writer expected to 'flicker' disapproval?"

From what Martin said, cleanliness was never really their watchword

I've just been looking on Google street view and see that Kansas Fried Chicken is still there, where my mate Martin used to work. So there's that. We lived in a student house on Albany Rd, directly opposite Cosgrove Hall.

I didn't know about Quentin Crisp. Just looked him up and he died there nine years TO THE DAY after I left Chorlton, give or take about five months

Any attempts to confine people's joy when Trump dies should be declared illegal and subject to a small fine of, say, £15.

Tinribs from Viz - the only gag-free panel in the strip. (didn't want to spoil anything for you)

Shout-out to @daveyjones.bsky.social Tinribs in the latest @vizcomic.bsky.social for providing the only commentary needed on the use of generative ai on education.

The onus is now on the tech industry to prove that it's use will not lead to public masturbation and battery acid in the urethra

An early incarnation of Dennis: a boy with a spiky mop of black hair and bandy, knobbly-kneed legs, walks down a street carrying a tin of red paint, watched suspiciously by a policeman

It’s the 75th anniversary of a man in Dundee called David Law creating the “world’s wildest boy”, who lived in the pages of The Beano, and later that same year acquired a stripy jumper which he never again took off – and in 1968 got a dog as disciplined as its owner: Gnasher 🧵

Thanks Graeme, pleased to meet you!

i just went to shop.viz.co.uk/subscribe and i assume anyone else can too

It is? I mean, YES, yes, that was definitely deliberate.

Thank you!

Opening panels of Drakes On A Plane, a comic strip featuring Sir Francis Drake, Charlie Drake and Nick Drake. On a plane.

The world is in a perilous state. But there's a new issue of Viz on sale today, and while that may not particularly alleviate geopolitical tensions, at least it probably won't make them very much worse

Donald gets whacked

I dunno, just tossing ideas around

a Sontaran

a military veteran decorated by Trump

Fuck me sideways, this made me laugh a lot. Which other US President has managed to weave such comedy magic with a too-short ribbon?

A horse struggles to exist

#art #animation #indieanimationday #horse

Being fair, there has been a Bob Hope cartoon strip since 1957, eh @daveyjones.bsky.social?

Something you see if you drink too much cider