Tinto Brass heads getting fooled again 🥲

The Substance is very French (complimentary)

Emilia Perez is very French (derogatory)

we didn’t know what we had simpler times fr

*at the box office, feeling bad for Sony Pictures* 40 million tickets for Kraven the Hunter please

Boy trapper going to get his fox from trap
George Silk
1949

hell yeah

the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.

Christmas dickheads abound.

the world’s first “where’s my hug at?” Spiderman

The Family Stone is one of the most insane movies ever made. up there with The Human Centipede

I don’t believe Blake Lively because she is from LA and possesses enough darkness in her heart to get married on a plantation

Lips
1983
Helmut Newton

the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough

women gaslighting men is so funny

I really couldn’t give a shit. Sorry.

i’m relieved democrats chose connolley over AOC for house oversight committee leadership. a 74 year old geriatric with throat cancer is just the young and blossoming leadership the democratic party needs

A sketch of a dragon chasing an ice cream truck on a cliff side road.

Dragon wants ice cream.

#art #sketch #dragon

🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!

Britney Spears on the Set of “Lucky” (June 12, 2000)

Christmas Eve is a week away - time to put on a display of good behaviour for Father Christmas

'Deer Mother', the image is from
'The Wickedness of Modern Society from the Discources of T. De Witt Talmage
1887

when i was a kid there was a commercial for Joe's Crab Shack using the song "simply irresistible" with the lyrics changed to "shrimply irresistible" and im not exaggerating when i say i think about it almost every day of my life. i've never been able to find it but i know it existed and it haunts me

Rihanna had her boob signed by Mariah Carey at her concert last night:

“Mariah Carey is signing my t*t y’all.”

I love how all gospel songs are just like “yeah life is tough but one day it won’t be…when I die” LMAOOOOOOO

Misato laying on a stretcher

Evangelion: 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance