Trump doing his weird little two-fisted dance on a stage, with a larger image of himself projected behind him

this looks like a steve brule meme

wow, the weird torso meatball head club had a meeting without me

You have never been this locked in. Not once in your life. She’s like 2 mm from the sofa arm

Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.

Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats • The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.

tim cooked

alex kato

this man doesn’t wipe

all of these men are billionaires, why won’t they DO something about their hair

pulled out the camera app so fast you wouldn’t even believe

i love this for both of them, i hope all the lawyers have a good time

i like how when you mention a “poop cruise” you have to specify which one

can this be a solution?

Frosty’s are $90 now

Wendy’s simply costs too much to be tasting like that

I think it’s cool that democratic messaging relies on “percentages that you agree with” instead of the actual issues that make up those percentages like protecting trans people or not doing genocide or universal health care or childcare. That 10% is the most important stuff and also how you win

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

adding this little speech to my supposed 10% of reasons why cory booker deserves to lose and uh oh it just tipped the scale

it was an incantation and all those kids are trans now

i once threw up at a smashing pumpkins concert and billy corgan has yet to ask me if i’m feeling any better.

I'm receiving word that the titular Miniature Wife has unfortunately been smooshed on set by a prop

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Be sure to read the whole thing.

nyt journalist can’t fathom not getting money from your parents, example #297

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war]

President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay

Media: they are feuding😳

my hair is super unhealthy right now but i have to dye it asap so people don’t think im my racist transphobic neighbor who is also short and transmasc, because somebody slashed his tires last week (i wonder why)

cats can have little a salami, as a treat

just make The Blob 2 please. have someone finally find this jar of blobby that del close saved

lol

i watched this with the sound on and it made my cats leave

when he started it was fun to joke that he was making a pharoah-style tomb but now i think it’s not a joke