it shouldn't be socially unacceptable to have a full role of toilet paper in your purse. tp is cheaper than those little Kleenex packets by like 500x and I'm not made of money, okay. I'm made of snot
The very idea of having a "lawn" is extraordinarily stupid
Resident Evil / PC / Capcom / 1997
Sonic the Hedgehog sets out on a new venture on the open seas. He drives the Wave Cyclone waterbike while Tails follows along closely behind in the air. Blaze the Cat drives alongside Sonic in the SS Super-Marine with Marine the Raccoon riding shotgun and proudly raising a Chaos Emerald in her hand. Southern Island can be seen far off in the distance as Sonic and Blaze race further away from the island.
Life starts with a sunny day. Get ready for a new venture with friends and set sail on the open seas!
🎨: @spiritsonic.bsky.social
Ngl women dont even like these covers lmao 💀 Publishers just like to ride a trend into the ground until its soulless copy and paste.
my cool friend Ash achieved the impossible: ✨millennial homeownership!✨ plumbing passed inspection, and then failed, immediately and EXPENSIVELY. 🙃
she has no social media presence but she's always had my back so i'd like to have hers. here's her gofundme and a charity bundle i'm selling to help.
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“You’re alienating half of your audience by being political”
Motherfucker, my “audience” is people who aren’t pieces of shit, who care about others. That’s who I make stuff for.
There is no “other half”.
I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits
btw a couple of you (and I'm not trying to be mean here) have admitted to assuming Alex and Jamie to be white initially and I really want to suggest that you question why you made THAT assumption over others. I really need you to question that impulse, especially given their coloring and design
I am proud to be an autistic librarian, proud to be a librarian with ADHD 💚
bird gimmick account on twitter posting two bird with child with mungosaur aka sequelsaur quote posting and saying: "two beautiful mogpilled parents reviewing their choppedgem son."
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a pic of me in front of a wav file thinking "oh woah what the shit. a WAV file? for 20 smackaroos?" imposed over the Spider Man...No More! comic panel
whoops been busy havent updated this in a bit, 10 VOICE REQUEST SLOTS are open to the public. just be sure to read the rules before sending something my way, Let's Audio Together 🌈🐬🌅
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Just heard a really great anarchist folk song by a punk band I always loved way back in the day. Check it out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qor4...
a ffxiv viera poses in a bunny outfit
happy Easter! 🐰🎨
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS
"I think there's a small but real chance he's eventually remembered as a Bernie Madoff- or Sam Bankman-Fried-level scammer."
please do not "welcome to the revolution" these fucking swamp demons, please do not even believe them
lmao what are vtubers doing
FMSEL episode 12 1. A large, muscular woman is standing over someone off screen, audibly throwing up, and asking them “gee, did eating that mushroom we both told you would be a bad idea to eat end up being a bad idea?” 2. A small, petite, younger woman snaps back at the jagged-toothed one, “hey, be nice! She’s just experienced a traumatic event!” 3. The woman throwing up finishes and sits up. She’s visibly older and wearing a priest’s robe. The petite one asks “you okay, Gerty?” 4. Gertrude answers “I’m fine. Thank you, Guinevere.” 5. A disembodied, seemingly omnipotent voice comes in and comments “avoidable trauma, mind you!” 6. A game master sits at the end of a table over a laptop. In front of her are two players, all three of which are looking right at the camera. The game master asks “why did you do that? Not the character, the player. Why did *you* choose to eat that mushroom?” 7. A third player sits at the opposite end of the table of the game master, pausing for a moment. 8. The player shamefully answers the GM’s question. “I thought it would be funny.”
FMSEL ep. 12
finally watching this show in the format the creator intended
Got asked if I let my students ever ask to use AI, and the answer is no! I think a lot of folks got convinced young people are obsessed with it and they just aren’t
I literally make print outs for some classes to fill out by hand, it isn’t a big deal. I’m surprised that people are surprised
Today's sketch page is bad but its sponsored by taco bell (huge get!)
Does no one want to impress Jodie Foster anymore?
If TACO Trump is already folding on Iran, the American people need to know about it.
No side deals.
Stay-at-home Mew girl
I’ll repeat this over and over again: I do NOT think this is as simple as these guys being closeted gay. I do not think they want men. They WANT a feminine person who is like a woman but isn’t because they think women suck.
