A middle school girl told me I was pretty and that she liked my style at the mall today. So I’ll be riding that high for the rest of the month.

Reading Heated Rivalry: I’m supposed to believe that a professional hockey team put their players at The Strat hotel in Vegas- one of the cheapest, oldest, stinkiest hotels on the strip? Nahh. Even 15 years ago that hotel was gross.

I blindly used a perfume sample I got for Christmas on myself before going to work not realizing it has heavy notes of myrrh, so now I smell like catholic guilt today.

I cleaned for about 9 hours today- after cleaning least week too. I basically took a toothbrush to every surface of the house while on break. I still have one more room to clean and I’ll hopefully be happily done.

I shaved my eyebrows so they’re a little bit thinner today so I have more eye lid space for extra glitter for NYE #makeuphacks

Call me a grinch or whatever- but I don’t want to see your drop shipped, AI, or 3d printed garbage at a holiday market. You’re selling crap. Where’s the hand made stuff?

a woman with red hair is saying " i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you " ALT: a woman with red hair is saying " i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you "

They removed the talc from my favorite setting powder. Dermablend how could you do this to us?! 😭😭

I'm reading Dire Bound by Sable Sorensen and I'm 90% through and I'm annoyed. This book reads like a Fourth Wing fanfic written by a 9th grader that loves Jacob from Twilight. Not a single original thought is occurring in this book- too much inspo and too many tropes inserted

Tragic: the expensive moisturizer I bought works really well

How accurate is Kelly Blue Book? It’s saying my 2012 Civic can be worth almost $4k with damage to the door- that can’t be right

I just blocked someone on TikTok because they said people over the age of 30 shouldn’t wear glitter. Girl please, go be miserable somewhere else🖐️

Downside of being heavily tattooed- I can't figure out where my rash ends.

My hair is now long… do I cut it again? 👀👀👀

Devon and I are trying to figure out dinner plans but I’m being unhelpful because all I want is dessert

Me at the bar “I’m on vacation, having fun and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem”

There’s no boding experience quite like Nair-ing your bodies with your spouse

Note to self: don’t use your beer as a fabric weight when sewing

Got both my lips waxed and my nails done. I’m ready for Roo!!

If you would have told me in my early 20’s that I would be asked to be a book reviewer, I probably would have laughed at you, but here we are

I'm currently reading Silver Elite, despite the online discourse, and I'm eating it up.

Huge win of the day- I just realize a ton of my audible wishlist is now available at my local library!!

Things that happened at work today: my tongue ring got stuck in my lip ring and I almost couldn’t get it out 🫠

If April fools day has no haters- I am dead.

My library accidentally released Sunrise on the Reaping early 🤭🤭

I started taking various dance classes again back in the fall and I can almost fully do the splits again! I’m so excited!

Tragic: the expensive deluxe makeup samples I got with my Sephora order are all amazing 💔

Watching the cinematic masterpiece that is Spring Breakers

“Your hair looks great today” thanks! I didn’t brush it

“I’m still young” I cry as I dye my hair and do an extensive retinol skincare routine before bed

I’m watching Yellowjackets for the first time and let me tell you this- if I am ever stranded deep in the woods after my plane crashed, I am not wearing a bra. You can miss me with that nonsense