Him: What would be your dream job
Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch
Him: Oh come off it there's no such job
Me:
“Ramblings of a supervillain”
Such indefensible Billionaire wealth needs consigning to the History books before Democracy, Freedoms and even the Planet itself are.
#Palantir
#Billionaires
#TaxTheRich
'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'
A black and white sketch of Basil Fotherington-Thomas by Ronald Searle, from the Molesworth books by Geoffrey Willans and Searle. He is a small, innocent-looking child in school uniform with abundant blond curls. A speech bubble above his head reads: "Let me add my strength to yores" (the books are supposedly written by Nigel Molesworth, whose spelling, grammar and general knowledge are all unreliable).
He is gradually morphing into Fotherington-Thomas.
Tweet by Martina Navratilova. "Predator. That is how he should register. A sexual predator…" quote-tweeting a tweet by "Biology Rules OK" about Dr. Beth Upton, a trans woman
This tweet is highly defamatory and Martina Navratilova should be fired from BBC Sport for it.
It demonstrates an horrendous level of hatred for a trans woman (who was cleared of all wrongdoing in a recent tribunal) because she is a trans woman.
You're WHAAT?!?
Nation.Cymru: Reform UK candidate says women should stay at home and look after the kids
nation.cymru/news/reform-...
Allegation that Morgan McSweeney phoned previous FCDO Perm Sec Sir Phillip Barton, and told him "just fucking approve it" re: Mandelson's vetting ..!
RIP Desmond Morris, a gifted science communicator whose book The Naked Ape (1967) broke daring new ground in creating elaborate evo-psych justifications for an earlobe fetish
It's a Reliant Robin, not a Robin Reliant.
Fears have been raised by a UK charity after Reform UK pledged they would tell museums how to display history in a 'frightening' election pledge
The family of brand ambassadors, I assume
The British Fantasy Society, Dominic Berry, Elizabeth Hopkinson, Rachel Handley, Alex Penland, 7 pm: Open Mic, 5 min slots for poetry or stories, 8 pm Panel Discussion and Q&A. 22nd April.
Come join me for a @britfantasysoc.bsky.social event on April 22nd at Social Refuge in Manchester at 7 pm!
Me and some fabulous authors will be reading our work, chatting about writing, AND there will be an open mic!
Tickets & Info: www.socialrefuge.com/event-detail...
Reposts are appreciated! ✍️
Fake Daily mail headline. We blame migrants so you don’t blame billionaires
Swahili was by far the easiest language I ever learned
Are these the shortest shorts he's ever shorted?
Ooh, thanks for sharing!
If it's a total ban they're after and kids can't even take phones to school then I'd say that was completely irresponsible.
When I was a kid we had payphones - which we used to call our parents in an emergency. No such network exists any more and nobody seems to acknowledge it.
This is absolutely wonderful.
Johnson wasn't vetted for his Foreign Office job in 2019.
A medieval manuscript showing text behind a illustration of a man with a lute guitar that looks shockingly similar to Keith Richards Text says: The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD
Bwahahahahaha!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Funny on multiple levels
Starmer's only argument is: "I would never have appointed Mandelson if I'd known about the failed vetting."
Thing is... absolutely EVERYONE knew that Mandelson was inescapably compromised. There shouldn't have needed to be any vetting, because Mandelson should never have been up for the job.
We must require ALL data centers and other extremely large corporate users of electricity to generate their own electricity at their own expense If we don't do this, we are either idiots and/or masochists.
📉 NHS admin is getting worse.
New Kingsfund data:
❌ 66% of patients hit admin snags.
❌ 1 in 4 got appointment letters after the date passed.
❌ Only 32% say the NHS is good at keeping them informed.
Poor admin = wasted money & worse health.
Read: www.kingsfund.org.uk/insight-and-...?
Judge Hurson says DHS's planned conversion of a Maryland warehouse into an immigration detention facility ignored some basic environmental impacts — like how adding 100s of people to a place that currently has 4 toilets might impact the sewer system storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
From the Wikipedia article on Pope John Paul I: Before the August 1978 papal conclave that elected him, he expressed his desire not to be elected, telling those close to him that he would decline the papacy it elected, but despite this, upon the cardinals' electing him, he felt an obligation to accept. He was the first pontiff to have a double name, choosing "John Paul" in honour of his two immediate predecessors, John XXIII and Paul VI. He explained that he was indebted to John XXIII and to Paul VI for naming him a bishop and a cardinal, respectively. Furthermore, he was the only pope to add the ordinal number "I" to his papal name when choosing it. It was reported by Catholic media that John Paul was not aware at the time that this was unusual.
Losing my mind over Pope John Paul I, who was pope for 33 days and absolutely did not want it.
Future Pope John Paul I: dad I want to be a priest
FPJP I's dad: excellent. you shall be a communist, like Jesus
Dudes who actually buy into manosphere bullshit love to go on about biological/gender essentialism and The Natural Order, but when you tell 'em "So where's the problem, most males in the animal kingdom never get a chance to procreate, I guess your genes must be inferior" suddenly there's an issue :V
4am
The best way to avoid wasting good money on expensive music streaming subscriptions is to just hum your favourite tunes instead.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
