I’m not much of a handyman, but it seems there is a hole there. I could try to fill it, over and over again

I think I’ll enjoy whatever my tongue touches, babe.

Oh… so… yeah…. You can pick the dressing.

You probably just haven’t enjoyed it the right way yet.

It’s okay. You are in a safe space to enjoy questionable dressings.

Yeah, I’m not going to lie, I typed that with a strong, “You’re lucky you’re cute,” overtone.

Let’s stick to the garlic aioli so we don’t have to get into the emotional distress you must have faced to become a fan of bleu cheese.

You are a vinaigrette man?

Very hard to hear. What is your dressing of choice?

Please don’t tell me you hate ranch dressing.

How can you hate Ranch??

You hate bacon??

At risk of being a little PG-13 here: Bacon flavored ranch dressing is better than a twink that keeps sucking after you cum.

It seems absurd, but everyone always talks about how to be a good bottom and no one ever talks about how to be a good top. Like, I don’t want him to feel like a human fleshlight. There should be something beyond basic etiquette to this.

@jimboromano.bsky.social you DEFINITELY know

DM me if you think we should… well, you know.

😘

I just wanted to do a garden this spring, but whatever.

I wasn’t going to zoom in, but I deserve a new year treat.

So what’s the vibe? Are we all whipping our dicks out tomorrow, or what?

Well fuck, it seems I’ve reached a point where personality actually does matter more than looks, and it’s not just something I say anymore.

Quick! Is there a time during camping that everyone gets naked?? Because my (female) cousin’s (straight) boyfriend wants me to go camping with him and he is sexy as fuck!

My aunt Marie’s disgusting cream cheese frosting or how sexy these guys look in football pants. We gotta talk about something.

Usually when someone accidentally sends you a revealing photo it is absolutely on purpose, but I’m not sure this time.

Just here to see who else learned Dick Cheney was still alive by learning he died.

Thanks for the lifting tips! I’m going to take a picture of him with his arm around Kyle Rittenhouse to the gym and get RIPPED.

If you think your job is hard, just remember, people are out there trying to sell the Google Pixel 10 phone right now.

I’ll have to take your word for it. No self respecting gay man would look at your face in this photo. I hope you have fun in Spain!

Fat Cock Friday was never going to work because we all have to work. But DM me about this.

I’ll say it.. if you include all blowjobs given on Earth, you’re probably looking at about 9% good blowjobs.