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Posts by 🔞 Hook's Hefty Hangers 🔞

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p site reward

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The guard who’s been watching Raven and Chug’s girls is playing Nintendo Switch. We’re going to call him Bruce now.
Another ICE Agent: Hey Bruce, gaming as always I see.
Bruce: This is Hogwarts: Legacy. The witchcraft isn’t satanic anymore now that JK Rowling hates transgenders.

Other ICE Agent: You must be the biggest gamer in all of ICE.
Bruce: I was… until they put pink blocks in Tetris and gave Lara Croft smaller bosoms. Gaming went woke.

Bruce: Now I just play this horse puckey and pretend to have fun. I’m a shell of the gamer I was.
Other ICE agent: Bruce… Do you ever feel like it’s all… a lie?

Kirby: I wanna go home.
Harmon: We’re in jail, Kirby. They won’t let us go home.

Kirby: Where’s mama and daddy?
Harmon: I don’t know. But they’re watching out for us. They taught us what to do…

Harmon: Remember the magic words Mama taught us to say? When we’re alone and in trouble, and we need to find the good people to come and help us?

We see Bruce on his switch. There’s a speech balloon from Harmon offscreen.
Harmon: “This cake is GREAT! It’s so delicious and MOIST!”

Bruce looks shocked and convicted.

A tear drops from beneath Bruce’s sunglasses.

The guard who’s been watching Raven and Chug’s girls is playing Nintendo Switch. We’re going to call him Bruce now. Another ICE Agent: Hey Bruce, gaming as always I see. Bruce: This is Hogwarts: Legacy. The witchcraft isn’t satanic anymore now that JK Rowling hates transgenders. Other ICE Agent: You must be the biggest gamer in all of ICE. Bruce: I was… until they put pink blocks in Tetris and gave Lara Croft smaller bosoms. Gaming went woke. Bruce: Now I just play this horse puckey and pretend to have fun. I’m a shell of the gamer I was. Other ICE agent: Bruce… Do you ever feel like it’s all… a lie? Kirby: I wanna go home. Harmon: We’re in jail, Kirby. They won’t let us go home. Kirby: Where’s mama and daddy? Harmon: I don’t know. But they’re watching out for us. They taught us what to do… Harmon: Remember the magic words Mama taught us to say? When we’re alone and in trouble, and we need to find the good people to come and help us? We see Bruce on his switch. There’s a speech balloon from Harmon offscreen. Harmon: “This cake is GREAT! It’s so delicious and MOIST!” Bruce looks shocked and convicted. A tear drops from beneath Bruce’s sunglasses.

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joystick.tv/u/rychen watch ry play mice tea for a couple hours!

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happy birtdirt!

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Downloaded the demo just to mess around with the Mii maker

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shaoes comm

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Ashley is such a neeeeerrrrrrrrrrrd 🤓🐀

6 hours ago 268 69 6 0
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Mal0 trying her best!

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Some Krystal fat art

4 months ago 104 19 0 0
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Stuffed ice cream boy🩷💚

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[ CW: #vore ]
Cover for Girl Dinner vol 2 I''ll have at cons this year💜
#OCs | #furryart | #nsfw

2 days ago 795 124 14 0
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BBW Venusaur in Hot springs

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Ruyu gets transformed into a jolteon,,

Art: starfoxo

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3 days ago 128 22 0 0

Can confirm, I've been on Prozac for close to a decade and I've been medicated for ADHD for half a decade and I've engaged in far fewer bouts of aggressive spending or risk-taking behaviour!!

It's basically like feeling fuller for longer after you've eaten. Mmmm chemicals

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I'm hocking a heat pack at you as we speak

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Tomodachi Life made me cry because @noxydile.bsky.social and @maddyfoxmom.bsky.social had a baby together and I got to watch the montage of them raising that kid and in another life I would have loved to have raised a kid together with those two

22 hours ago 17 0 1 0
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Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

1 day ago 5427 1578 38 9

Merlin, Ry's tails shouldn't get any longer

Please help I'm tripping over them

MERLIN THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER

1 day ago 4 0 0 0
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I've had this in the worx for a while now, but I finally finished it! Considering how small mice are, I feel the only place I could dance would be on Zooble's head (Also they're my favorite character)

#furry #furryart #TADC #DigitalCircus #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

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I believe out of lore it was so they didn't have one faction that was in two different games

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Photobash / fanart of a horror game that I thought was neat

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i wish skaven were in 40k

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deffo t'au! plus orks probs

1 day ago 2 0 0 0

please do!

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oh i didnt realise this was first-hand experience

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OOOO

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Oh I have no intention of actually buying them, I'd just try to get them pirate printed

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I WANT TO BUT I WANT TO PIRATE THEM

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I am obsessed with 40k now. I apologise

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