With a week to go until the race, the Ministry is pleased to hear that Sir Pacer achieved first place!

As a temporary measure, the Ministry will aim to post cage checks twice per week until further notice.

The Ministry apologises for the disruption and hopes to resume normal service soon. (2/2)

⚠️ Operational challenges

The Ministry wishes to advise of disruption to the daily cage checks; this is due to an outbreak of the depresso amongst the Ministry’s ranks.

This means that the drones are focussing more on delivering joy to themselves and Sir Pacer. (1/2)

Was great to see everyone last night at @clublocked.bsky.social !!

But did you get permission to post this?

Thank you Sir @pacer.dog and to the Ministry @obedience.pacer.dog for keeping drone safe and secure.

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Subjects, today’s verification code is 325010.

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Look at this puppy’s cute lil nub!!

There’s nothing to be scared of… just obey and let the Ministry marmalise your mind into submission 😵‍💫

Uhmmmmmmm what, puppy?

Cage check, when? 🧐 @pupluna333.bsky.social

Thank you Sir @pacer.dog and to the Ministry @obedience.pacer.dog for keeping drone so safe and secure.

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Subjects, today’s verification code is 43025.

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Thank you Sir @pacer.dog and to the ministry @obedience.pacer.dog for helping keep this drone safe and secure.

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Subjects, today’s verification code is 43060.

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Thank you Sir @pacer.dog and to the Ministry @obedience.pacer.dog for keeping this drone safe and secure.

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Subjects, today’s verification code is 555023.

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Zappies make you happy

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Subjects, today’s verification code is 700106.

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142142 apologises for missed checks, this was due to secondment to the Sir Pacer Ministry of Transport.

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Subjects, today’s verification code is 803005.

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Subjects, today’s verification code is 70814.

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Thank you Sir and the Ministry for keeping me safe and secure.

Thank you Sir @pacer.dog and to the Ministry @obedience.pacer.dog for always keeping this drone safe and secure.

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Subjects, today’s verification code is 43238.

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Thank you to Sir @pacer.dog and to the ministry @obedience.pacer.dog for keeping this drone safe and secure!

Welcome to your new home lil buddy! Nice and safely strapped down, tucked away under my bed! I’ll come give ya a change at some point… probably…

Thank you Sir @pacer.dog and to the Ministry @obedience.pacer.dog for keeping this drone safe and secure.

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Subjects, today’s verification code is 220033.

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For the most part I don’t mind a “hi” - provided it’s then followed by an engaging conversation…

Also good:
- where is [gear thing] from?
- what events would you recommend?
- I liked [post], I did something similar recently, [more detail]

Bad:
- wish that were me!
- are you looking for new subs?

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Subjects, today’s verification code is 318270.

Remember to thank Sir Pacer and the Ministry for keeping you safe and secure!