and now you don't know if you'll ever get laid again 😭

tasty tasty threads 🤤

make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go "ooh good password" after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

Oh that's a relief 💗

there is no dog in this picture

reijean 😂

it is to meeeeeee

Huuuugs

BUT IT'S SO WEIRD

prayer circle for pickle's well-being

a cartoon cat is holding a pink bottle and saying is that my voice ? ALT: a cartoon cat is holding a pink bottle and saying is that my voice ?

I just had to listen to a recording of myself in a teams meeting and uhm

ちょっと前の
Jean

😭😭😭

it makes me furious how much my company profits off high gas prices 🤬

uh apparently I splurged on new plates and cutlery this weekend and forgot about it immediately?

Either hate sex or enemies to lovers

or both

that is not unlikely 😕 whymst this on/off situation?

I see your scary and raise you this impressive "write it for yourself first" believe

they baited us with old man yaoi and then killed one of the old men, smh

[ #SyrupsAUs #threadfic ]

Eldest sibling Sanji.

Born before Judge was experimenting with in-utero genetic modification. For a few blessed months he was just a normal baby.

He doesn’t remember that, of course. By the time his four siblings come along, he’s scarred and warped— but not like them.

boy

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

my favorite flavor of reijean involves reiner going through the same jean arc as the average aot viewer, aka: "ugh this guy" > "oh that's unexpected, he's got potential for growth" > "protect jean kirstein at all costs"

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

If you’re posting about a fic, link the fic
If you’re posting about a fic, link the fic
If you’re posting about a fic, link the fic

Feminists for ages: we are not just vaginas and baby making parts.

A trans woman enters the room.

Those same feminists: we are only vaginas and baby making parts.

Fucking clowns.

Reblog this post if you love sad, weird bisexual men.

I met you under the wisteria tree 🪻