can't relax for a single game in the PWHL

BITTERSWEET WEE WOO. NY WINS THEIR ELIMINATION GAME. THIS LEAGUE IS WILD. #pwhl #weewoo

rip to my beautiful new york sirens. you stressed me out all season and won your own elimination game as one last fuck you which is respect sooo hard, even though i want to scream.

I am watching a pro hockey game where the phrase "celebration of queer joy" was uttered on the broadcast and am feeling things about it!!

#PWHL

Man, that gray commercial break screen for the PWHL is not good

Sad wee woos for all. But a dignified end.

Absolute CINEMA.

It's the last week of the regular season - don’t miss a minute of the fun! 😎

📺 thepwhl.com/en/where-to-watch

The Sirens winning just enough to miss the playoffs and also miss out on Gold Plan points in a generational draft… 😒 #PWHL

sitting here amazed that it's still within the realm of possibility for the PWHL to end up with a 3-way tie for the last playoff spot (in which case the Sirens get it on the third layer of tiebreakers).

if they put me in pwhl hq first thing i do is be normal to trans women + melt the frost 4eva! Second thing i make a sinister f*cked up and evil team with big scythes and all their shoulders have malicious spikes and they do my every bidding and make a new goal called Scary goal (involves "scream") 😱

Pwhl.com Sirens vs Sceptres at 4 PM Pacific Victoire vs Goldeneyes at 7 PM Pacific

Pwhl.com Charge vs Fleet at 4 PM Pacific Frost vs Torrent at 7 PM Pacific

Pwhl.com Sirens vs Fleet at 9 AM Pacific Sceptres vs Charge at 11 AM Pacific Frost vs Goldeneyes at 4 PM Pacific Victoire vs Torrent at 7 PM Pacific

Upcoming PWHL games for 4/21, 4/22, & 4/25.

Free to watch!

First session down and I still haven’t had breakfast because I woke up too late. My words made sense most of the time, me thinks.

i'll cheer for the leafs before i cheer for the god damned minnesota frost, dog.

It being 4/20, I’m thinking at least one no-show will happen today.

what if the sirens didnt allow a jailbreak goal

Can't contain the Charge 👀

Payton Hemp nets the @pwhlcharge.bsky.social's SECOND SharkNinja Jailbreak goal of the game!

PWHL x @sharkninjatr.bsky.social

My Kalty jersey arriving on a day the Sirens lose is very on brand for the team.

Holy fucking shit, pulling the goalie with 5 minutes to go in a one goal game? Are you goddamn insane?! Get a smarter coach, for Christ sake. #goldeneyes

both these PWHL games were bangers today

🚨PWHL DICK TRICK🚨

It's so PWHL Vancouver to win a game and get eliminated from playoffs at the same time.

BUILT DIFFERENT 😤

Jenn Gardiner records the first four-goal game in PWHL history and calls game OT for @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social!

“I don’t know how many more seasons I have left, and I want to win a Walter Cup.

I still have a puck from last playoffs in my toiletry bag and I look at it every so often to be like ‘I want that Walter Cup.’ It’s the little things that keep you motivated.” - Jocelyne Larocque

Jenn Gardiner couldn't be STOPPED! 🤯

She recorded the first 4-goal game in PWHL history and in doing so potted the OT winner for the Vancouver Goldeneyes!

Awesome, welcome in! Hope to see you in the chat.

my friend Heather sent me this stats graph from thepurplesheet so of course I had to edit it to accurately reflect the emotional journey of being a sirens fan #pwhl #nysirens #sirens

men's hockey: crying about having to wear a jersey with a rainbow on it in warmups

women's hockey: lesbian engagements on the ice during intermission

Party Animals v Firemen

Hell yeah! What teams are you seeing?