You're gonna want to pay extra for the Scotchgard.

I gotta try Pac Man World 3. I was a Pac Man World 2 JUNKIE. I think I've explored every pixel in that game. So underrated.

America is currently in our Scrappy Doo era and hurtling toward our Cousin Oliver era.

After Cousin Oliver, there is only cancellation. Maybe we'll try to start a band or something.

That soup sounds awesome! I made crab bisque at home one time and I swear, between the crab meat and the butter and the sherry and spices, that pot of soup cost me 100 bucks to make. 😑
It was GOOD tho.

I saw a bunch of books in this shop once and I guess I just don't get it. People seem to like them though.

Mineralogists know that manganese is the money mineral.

He's screening you. They do that.

This tweet is an Ouroboros because on some level you do think your tweet about not being cool is cool. I'm in my fifties and I catch myself doing this more and more. Eventually the tail will be gone, I'll eat the back of my head and that will be that.

I know a lot of people mute their TVs when the #Kars4Kids commercial comes blaring on. I don't.

I unplug the TV, wheel it out into the back yard and set it on fire.

Today was an anomaly. The orange ones get away with it most of the time. Not sure why, but the science is there.

There is no good social media. There is only dogshit that occasionally smells like dandelions. Social media is cancer.

My parents (in their 70”s) went fucking bonkers for that show. I’ll never figure out why.

I love Ollie. Super liberal, yet if someone ends up dead, it was probably Ollie that did it. He was the Justice Leaguer most likely to donate an arrow to your forehead.

Old people sure love finding weird new ways to add copper to products that definitely do not need copper in them.

The Earth en masse is done with us and all our bullshit.

I heard Chuck was gonna drop his shoegaze album and I was like No way. Guess I was wrong.

Consider yourself chonked.

If I throw something, I’m yeeting it and I won’t hear otherwise. Put me in a nursing home if you need to.

It’s a good one! I’ll alway love that my credit is on Fairuza’s pillow like an uneaten mint.

I have a tapper too.

That is one BEAUTIFUL pupper!

Never setting up a Facebook page, ever, has been one of my proudest achievements.

I probably should have saved this for Whisker Wednesday, but oh well. #Caturday

It'll be obvious to professional creative types like @gailsimone.bsky.social and @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com but to the uninitiated, what I was trying to do with this ouvre is bring the style and wit of a Fatsy Patsy into the digital age with hip and young characters talking about today's issues.

About ten years ago I decided I wanted to make a comic strip about a girl from Aurora, Illinois using #Microsoft #Word exclusively. I just ran across a few of them. #comics #comicstrip

I’m that way with audible cat farts. Not regular cat farts. Those are a dime a dozen. But audible ones, from an animal with no butt cheeks…now you got something. When I hear one I rush out and buy a Powerball ticket.

I’d make a joke about how they must be policing politeness or syrup-related crimes but then I remember that every time someone investigates any kind of public institutional building in Canada, the basement is full of hundreds of corpses and I’m like yup. They need this show.

One thing that is different about my life post-pandemic is that I can be awake, busy, have energy, etc…but if I eat a meal, even a tiny one, my body says “We’re going to sleep NOW! And I mean RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!” And I try to make it to my bed before I hit the floor.
#pandemic #fallout

Fresh mozz, ricotta, balsamic-kissed pancetta & cremini’s.
#pizzaporn #dinner #pizza

@chrislhayes.bsky.social Regarding stealing roomfuls of government secrets and getting that trial postponed indefinitely, Trump pulled off Watergate on steroids and I feel like everyone is just shrugging. Cannon knew the media were gonna be so deep in pornstar land she could do anything she wanted.