Two smurfs kissing while smoking a joint, with the caption "Heaven or Las Vegas"

Happy 4/20, I can't participate because I have a cold 😔 but reposting an old classic to celebrate

sometimes my girlfriend and i play with crew fill off and just go 2v3 against everyone and eat insane shit every time but it's always very funny anyway

we're on that tarzan shit

i fear my time playing marathon solo has made me incapable of reintegrating into society (trios)

let’s do it. i miss it and i wish that private server hadn’t exploded……

i gotta play maple story classic for fucking real dude. the entire family tree of my social life connects to the trunk of playing maple story when i was 15. i would know literally no one here without it

that would be a look so deep into my soul and it would be terrifying. i would love to become a maple story streamer

(turning towards you and my eyes flash red) i didn’t know that was out.

yeah that was a pretty bad session. i kinda memory holed that one

i thought i was good at super battle golf until they introduced wind

*pinching the bridge of my nose* i don’t wanna have to make a mastodon account man

they’re so sick dude. i’ve been running the thief one

oh my god i just saw that. i was JOKING!!!!!!!!

there's always one that has some nasty ass writing like "put our greasy meat in your mouth!" and then their slice is like. sausage

you’re gonna have to get sucked off at local small businesses like the rest of us

he's such a freak in this movie but he's also insanely me and it's literally doing wonders for my self esteem. i get it now

i'm watching Twister and philip seymour hoffman is sooooooooo hot in this movie

i loved it. thank you

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i can’t help but find the entire nl cruise thing a little endearing with how obviously this was a dan idea that he got roped into. this is some ed edd & eddy bullshit

northernlion cruise fuck a fan contest

i think this is easily one of The defining games of the 2020s. one of the defining works of art, even

this is making me feel like i fell into an alternate dimension. what the fuck is happening

every hour a chatter will walk the plank

the nl cruise thing is a bit right

watched babygirl (2024) and this is the funniest imaginable interpretation of that movie

trying and failing to solo the sekgen intro contract in marathon but i'm deeply sorry to every other sponsored kit solo player i'm killing doing the same thing

thinking about all the girls out there who used to be "if i'm going to look at an ass in a video game for 100 hours, i want it to be a good one" boys

this is all store bought but i shredded up a costco rotisserie chicken for it and it goes hard

fuck with me