I accidentally exposed my friend's fanfiction-pure brain to the knowledge of the omegaverse. This is a mark on my soul I can never erase. 😔

Me presenting my animation to the group like: Okay, so I might have gone overboard, but hear me out...

Cat laying on her back on a wooden kitchen table, her paws in the air

She "accidentally" put her paw in my pancakes.

Cat laying on a couch, a Nintendo Switch nearby. The Switch 1, not the 2, because I am not cool

Sissel likes to sit on my Switch. Also headbutt it out of my hands and into my face when I lay down and play.

A true gamer cat.

Doing an hour run and then coming home and crashing for an hour nap is just my body's required equivalent exchange.

The absolute guffaw I did when Dan Olson reveals that Jimmy Beast has a poster up in his production studio that says they are there to make "the best YouTube videos on Earth."

This is more surprising than him saying they come up with the video thumbnail first and then the video after.

a cartoon batman is holding his hand to his chin Alt: a cartoon batman is rubbing his chin in deep thought

Me trying to decide if I want to spend my Sunday morning debating the specifics of monsterfucking on a public platform

Small cardboard box of stitch markers for knitting/crocheting projects. In the background, a cat looks on curiously.

This is the fucking culprit and there’s an added stress of gathering the objects because of cats who like to discover what things are by putting the objects in their mouth.

In my hubris, I have once again put the box that contains lots of tiny things and pops open really easily onto an unstable service and it has fallen and scattered all the things over my carpet in a very cinematic and annoying way.

I'm sad that BSky compression turned this into a potato because it was so beautiful today and you could see the mountain in the back.

Medal for thr 2026 Seattle Cherry Blossom 5k. Metal haa a patterned blue and pink stram with stylized cherry blossoms on it. The medal has a blue background with wavy blue lines and a pink orca with a cherry blossom on it

I walked the Cherry Blossom 5k with some friends and their baby this morning. Look at how pretty the medal is!

Have I turned enough of a train nerd to purposefully ride the 2 line (even though it's an inefficient route for me) because I want to go over the floating bridge on the light rail? Yes. Yes I have. Public transit is neat.

E-readers, please let me make the text small and my line spacing big. 😭

Cat sitting on a chair piled with blankets like a little queen. She is propped up in the corner, her eyes are wide and she is cartoonish levels of cute

This muppet looking cat can not be real 🤣

The joy and relief of his colleagues in the first few paragraphs of this article where they briefly thought he got fired mirrored my excitement when I saw his name trending and thought the same thing.

How dare you live my dream?😠

"You should watch it! It's very good!"

I nod, knowing that I definitely won't any time soon and definitively not soon enough to participate in discussions like they want.

Continuing to be a great disappointment to my friends whenever they want to talk about the newest hottest show by watching the most random 7 year old show instead, so I have no idea what happened in the new Pitt episodes and can only nod supportively.

If you are someone who prefers and likes YouTube's auto-dubbing feature, come fight me in the parking lot.

Screnshot from KDrama Marry My Husband. A tall Korean man wearing a suit is saying "'Dynamite' is great. I like 'Spring Day,' though."

The Kdrama I'm watching used BTS song release dates to kick off a plot point. Amazing. Cinema. (Also Spring Day is still the best BTS song. This guy has great taste.)

Watching people post screenshots of Tomodachi Life and convincing myself that's just as good as playing it. 😭

Cat staring transfixed at a yellow tortilla chip held by a person

Cat neck outstretched to chase after the chip

Ma'am, that is MY chip.

Two cats laying on a couch sleeping. A human hand holds a little heart molded out of fur that they shed on her. The two cats do not care.

I made them this fur heart but they are unimpressed. 😔

Cat sitting on bed, eyes wide open like she witnessed the horrors and is frozen in place

I actually don't like those picture slideshows my phone automatically makes and sets to music, but it did dredge up this out of context winner from months ago that cracked me up of Sissel in absolute shock.

a blue volkswagen car with a license plate that says lkru035 falling completely apart Alt: a blue volkswagen car with a license plate that says lkru035 falling completely apart

Jay smacking Bluesky on the roof like: This baby can fit so much vibe codin-

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

You're proudly saying "I used AI" and I hear "I phoned this in." Fucking insulting. Take this trash away.

It took like 2 minutes for this to actually post from when I hit the button which is very funny.

If there is a lesson to be learned by Bsky users repeatedly pointing to the broken parts of the site and going "Is this part AI?" it's that using AI anywhere makes people assume the entire thing is shoddily and lazily built, because you, the maker, don't even fully know all the parts that made it.

I would actually love to do a talk about it one day, but people have to promise to not ask me "what advice do you have for someone who wants to get into the industry" because I keep on blurting out "don't."