Lesson learned!*

*mostly

Be careful whom you invoke!

On a Halloween in the early 2000's I dressed up as Dionysyus. Big mistake. "Puking in somebody else's car" type of mistake

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Runner-up: "the butter in my pocket is melting"!"

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"Me, Myself, And I" by De La Soul
Album: "3 Feet High and Rising"
Time: 2:38 pm

Neat!

Well at least *two* indicate brainwashing

You guys. No.

Jeff the land shark and Aquaman crossover

Highly enjoyable

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

aw fuck, we’ve got fraggles. they’re bigger than I thought. woke up last night to see one standing in the corner of my room, vaping

Insanity

Now, you might say, "What about all the knowledge we'd lose if we push all the abusive geniuses out of academia?!"

But I'd counter and say, "Well, what about the knowledge we've already lost from the budding scholars whose careers they've derailed with their abuse?"

I printed 3 copies of these two minicomics that I made with @squirmish.bsky.social

One for me, one for him, and one for I don't know who. Elijah maybe?

"If there's any amount of water in there, we can pump it out" doesn't read as "supply is safe" to me 😅

"Still, Mack told the outlet that Southern Nevada’s water supply is still safe: 'We are drawing water from the deepest part of the lake. Our pumping station can pump to the deepest elevations.'"

Hits a little too close to home!

What if we decided to have a nation run by literally anyone besides narcissistic male sex criminals

I just found out my kid thought Star Trek IV was a period piece, like the episodes where they go back to the Depression or Mark Twain or whatever.

I could make it into one for GI Joe guys or guinea pigs ir something

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

So anyway, just sold some MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN comics to the fella who played Officer Dan on the show.

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

The bird kind of tits; not the mammary kind

Yeah I've got a bunch of boxes he decorated with tits.

Oh! Really?!

Yep. But not like you think

A modest collection (seven copies) of LIFE magazine from the 1940s. TO GET HER signed by Bernie Mireault. A trade paperback of the Alan Moore Captain Britain stories. A paperback of the Jamie Delano Captain Britain stories. Shoebox full of Post-it notes I used to make animations on VINE.

A comic book box painted with geometric shapes. And decorated with two little handmade chickadee stickers

"It wasn't me. I bought the boxes from the store and they were like this."

Apple seedlings grown from seeds. A Jordi Bernet art book. An Elias' Brothers Big Boy Restaurant piggy bank. A Moon Knight Lego minifig. A bootleg minifig of the symbiote Scream. JINGO autographed by Terry Pratchett. The individual issues of the 90s avengers crossover "Operation Galactic Storm."