i am announcing my pivot to becoming an AI company. please give me money

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A video titled "Chernobyl Simulation (No Talk)"

what the hell did i do to my youtube algorithm

Movie poster for The Devil Wears Prada featuring Emily Blunt on a large staircase; she is wearing a black dress, black leather gloves, and part of her dress is long like a cape

darth vader if he slayed

trump: "a whole civilization will die tonight"
chicago: seems like a good time to test the warning system siren and scare the shit out of our residents

me: *visits website for the first time ever*
website: You’ve read your last free article.

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Happy Easter!

Tom campaigning tonight #houseofvillains

A toilet on a tile floor

crisis averted

Repair guy returns with the toilet and there’s just piss everywhere

don't worry folks he doesn't actually have the new toilet yet but it'll probably only be another 30 minutes

A bathroom floor with a hole where the toilet goes

it’s fine i’m fine everything’s fine

toilet is broken in my apartment and they're replacing it. haven't had to pee all day until this exact second of course

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i wouldn't be getting any sleep in here out of fear of him bursting through again in the night

oh yes. good. perfect, even

why is spotify so hell bent on showing me videos now

there are no words to describe the feeling of nostalgic calm that washed over me as i listened to the scrubs theme song for the first time in 15 years

plot twist: he's solar powered

looking forward to the vid of him and the liver king doing push ups in the sauna

everyone keeps saying how bad apple's search is now and i searched "spotify" on my computer and it brought up a ton of unrelated stuff and i was like MY GOD IT'S SO BAD WOW AWFUL TERRIBLE and then i realized i forgot to install it when i wiped my computer 2 wks ago. okay that one's on me i guess

hey i did a unicycle class last year and i didn't even break anything (do not ask about the bruises)

It Follows Internet round-up for the week of January 19, 2026

talkin' bryan johnson, lego shoes, and cows over on the substack this week

Sunglasses-clad Emanuel Macron

if i send you this it means for shurr

Ser Duncan the Tall in a crowd

the guy i always end up standing behind at concerts

It’s so wild!!!

We ended up getting a grippy device thing and it still doesn’t even work all the time!!

am i just old or is every lid 4000 times tighter these days

no clue!!

nicole kidman "i'm free" meme

twitter down this morning