“two men in a black Kia Rio … opened the rear door of a convoy car carrying a draft dodger at a traffic light on Gardeyskaya Street that evening. The attackers pulled the detainee out, put him in their car, and fled”
The back door of the convoy vehicle wasn’t locked, was it? 😂
This guy looks like Surovikin, if you ordered him from Temu
The Russian Government appointed a 39 year old as Deputy Minister of Transport?
You know things are really bad when the entrenched old white dude clique promote to positions of power:
- women
- minorities
- people under 40
- actual subject matter experts
Peskov’s son being seen in Maldives, UAE, and Turkey during his “military service” is true, the rest about Timur was me being snarky
Next up:
- School kids donate candy for soldier care packages
- Apartment complex “agrees” to go without heat for a week to “support the troops” and calls on other buildings to match their efforts
- Health Dept issues warning “dangers posed by foods 🇷🇺 is coincidentally facing severe shortages”
Timur hoping to serve with Nikolai Peskov, the son of Russian President Vladimir Putin's spokesman Dmitry Peskov, in the Russian Navy’s 874th Marine Diving, Drinking, and Discotheque Battalion in the Maldives
The economic glory days of Brezhnev revisited!
(to be fair, Medvedev has been pretending to work since 2008)
3, 2, 1 … cue RT articles about “Russian pensioners are eating too much, it is unpatriotic during wartime”
Maybe Dmitry Rogozin could give him a restaurant recocomendation?
Over unsecured mobile phones, of course 💥
$100 says the Russian citizens kidnapped in Thailand & found in a Myanmar call centre, were sent their by fellow Russians running a people trafficking ring
“Ten bodies, 16 weapons, and 30
Starlink satellite receivers were found at the call center. Nearly 2,200 people who worked at the call center were also located there”
I have so many questions, yet I’m not at all surprised …
So the band is made up of ICE agents and/or it is Scott Baio and Kevin Sorbo’s Russian funded side hustle?
So foreign parents in 🇯🇵 gave birth to a record number of children in 2024?
Is the 🇷🇺 media so desperate to avoid covering any news in their own country? 😂
Wait until they discover the obligatory “Florida Man” stories … “Man in friendly oblast arrested with his wife and alligator in vehicle …”
Tell me you don’t have a cat in your home without telling me you don’t have a cat in your home
Russian voting, a case study:
- pretence of open election participation for 🇷🇺 public
- leader decides to rig results
- voting suspended
- election promises never delivered
No point in adding to the long list of Russian industries with their hand out for government subsidies
(Me, googling “when did October revolution start in 1917?” … huh, October 24 on the old Julian calendar)
Who knew someone in Russia has a sense of humour?
Wow, even the elevator harvest is down 10% this year
“You heard that there are interruptions there, and if there are interruptions, I will personally intervene and solve the problem” Gladkov said
I fully support 🇷🇺 political leaders delivering fuel to agricultural producers. Please invite camera crews & publish the delivery schedule
📰: “history could repeat in 2026…”
Yes, hopefully 1991
