“control”

Tonight!

That’s a take!

Facebook is trying to sell me wood. Wood for my dog to chew. This happens in the Lorax. Pretty sure it’s near the bad part of the movie. #latestagecapitalism

That’s the spirit!

Yessir!

getting a pair of those curling shoes to make grocery shopping more efficient

Come see me at the restaurant….i don’t wanna be lonely all day!

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Divorce is hard, especially on special days. Today is my youngest son’s 6th birthday and it hurts so badly knowing how his entire life (and his sisters’) for the past four years and all future years are shaped by my choices. It’s so much guilt to carry.

Ohmygod!! Thank you!

The kids win again….

Really feeling the faded hue that eventually came from the $5 clearance hair dye I gambled on last week.

Send help! Being viscously attacked! #newpedicure #attackretriever

Couldn’t get a Greta pic but this is my girl!

Haunting

Incredible

Someone said I look like you! And it tracks because people tell my mom she looks like you too!

When I google Harley Wallace am I going to find out that this is real?

I’m watching Bring Her Back. I’m paused at 1:31:11. Is this going to fucking work?

My five year old snapped this while I was making breakfast and it’s cool to see me through his eyes! I love being a mom!

Sweet Potato “meatloaf”-a-lantern

During this time between jobs I have been doing ALL of the kid things I could squeeze in. Yesterday I tried my hand at face painting for a free kids carnival. This is me practicing on my own kiddos :) 🎨 😃

I’ll just notify you when I need attention.

Which is all of the time.

Wait until your forties….

Thank youuuuuu!!!!!! It was great! I get to see so many places in my home state that I’ve never had the excuse to visit before!

Awwww shucks ☺️ I’m also full of excess and neurotic! Triple threat.

Thank you Mary! ❤️

This is my happy place. My three amigos and I are heading to dreamland.

It’s like an ultrasound checkup for my plant babies! Look at their miraculous growth. Behold: life!