>;3

:(

Or plug in a keyboard and whenever they start typing, randomly press ‘L’ or another key so they think they’re going crazy with typos.

That place looks so familiar.

Heck.

2

The term ‘incorrectly moist’ is 2 word horror story.

Recently returned to Pokemon Go…

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 760532972573!

Also…

If you join or return (90 days+) to Pokémon GO using my referral code MY36CYF47, you’ll get a welcome reward, earn special bonus items, and more. pokemongolive.com/refer?code=M...

TikTok is already lobotomising people

I just choked on this, the gays shoving things down our throats. SMH my Howl

The Bay Area Reporter front page, 13 August 1998. The headline ‘No obits’ is written in red above the lead story.

27 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline.
It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.

It’s why I play ARK. <3

Heck.

This is a great example of camera shake, roll, and delayed reaction that feels ultra realistic and clear, so I shared it with the Disney layout department for analysis. This will be studied centuries from now.

Your gender is: Fiend

I don’t want a partner because I don’t feel romance, but if this was a fantasy world, I’d absolutely become some sort of lich.

I want to steal small fragments of the souls of people special to me, and just keep them close to satisfy my need for closeness without interrupting their lives.

I like using those Spotify Blends between people, making playlists combining people’s tastes.

Oof

I think those sweatpants need to go in with that load too.

#TransRights

I CAN'T STAND THIS SUMMER HEAT

THE BIG WOLF YOU FLIRTED WITH RUNS A PAW DOWN YOUR BACK. HIS FINGERS SLIP INTO YOUR PANTS. YOU SQUIRM. HE SLIDES A FINGER INSIDE YOU. THEN TWO. YOU GASP. HE HOISTS YOU IN THE AIR AND HURLS YOU ACROSS THE FLOOR. YOU HIT ALL THE PINS. ITS A STRIKE. YOU ARE AN OBJECT. A BOWLING BALL

If a colleague who was attractive, walked passed me and said ‘woof’ instead of barking, while looking me in the eyes…

I might end up having to tell HR that I am expecting maternity leave. :’)

It took 10 years, but Lagi FINALLY got his groove back

Fucking real life Captain America over here

Gigantic aurora Pokemon in a nostalgic nighttime dreamscape of ice and sparkling stars. There are 12 kinds of creatures in this illustration - some obvious, others well hidden. Can you find 'em all?

Only on the darkest arctic nights can you encounter this Primordial Pokémon. It manifests as aurora and ice, gently towering over the pole's frigid denizens...

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(There are 12 kinds of Pokémon in this #art! Can you find 'em all? Some are well hidden. Have fun & don't give away answers! 💕)

This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it