all fishes are bitches

im so eepy

what the fuck

i have two arms!!!

THATS NOT A REAL SKEET THATS MY SHITPOSTING ALT

NO ITS NOT

me

me boymoding

boy on the street i found

wdym i loom exactly like this boy in the final pic

like i am virtually indistinguishable from her

thank youuuu

i will try this next time it happens

i would never come out

FIVE YEARS OF BOYMODING AND MANY MORE TO COME

BOYMODE 4 EVA

how to stop getting bullied into doing e sex stuff that i don't want to do

help

IM NOT A PERVERTED FUJOSHI >~<

empy vitamin water

mine is ready empty sorry

gives it a small smooch

i love being a doll, it's so cool :3

omg me too

makes 20-24ish frückle foodsnax per batch

add above ingredients and whip them together, whilst also adding 3/4 cups of sugar

when you have soft peaks, fold in 7 oz of small foodcandies (mini morsels, mini mnms, whatevs)

place in blobs on cookie sheet or silpat mat

bake for 25-30 min at 300f / 150c

enjoy!!!

pt 2/2

hell yea :3

i stole the recipe from reddit; i am plagiarizing it and will call them frückle food snax and everyone who says i stole the recipe is a hater

mix

2 eggwhite
1/8 teaspoon cream of tartar
1/8 teastpoon salt
1 teaspoon vanilla

pt 1/2

when you set your recima down, make sure that she is adequately supported against what she is touching

sitting upright will result in her falling over, unless you recline her against a seat rest

for best results, lay her mostly flat, with only her lower back and torso elevated by pillows

fruckle food <3

i wonder what the desirer will do :O

more people need to call me a housewife as an insult

NOOO

SLUG WAS SO POGGERS

my fingers are so fucked rn

there are two types of people in the world

sluppies (sleepy puppies)

and

slitties (sleepy kitties)

are you a sluppy or a slitty

they did make a whole ass flevoland tbh, which is cool

maybe they are just built different, and will be able to work this out :)

YOU CAN DO IT DUTCHES

t-there will still be new slug posts, right?

a-are the nederlands in danger? g-global warming is pushing up the sea a-and the dutch are by the sea

w-will they be okay? i-i'm scared for them >~<

IS THAT A VIRUS

IS IT CONTAGIOUS

good morning!

i am excited for today's posts