“Hey, Doomscroll! Why don’t you scroll up your **** with a coconut!”

Stuff like that?

I read a decent portion of the Immortal Hulk omnibus, but unfortunately not all of it.

I have the on with The Thing.

Bill McNeal’s weightlifting coach!

I’ll be honest, I’m only following you because I’m hoping eventually you’ll post a lot more about Conan the Barbarian.

I was shocked to discover that Eobard accepted a bribe! #Greyhound #DogsOfBluesky #SkyHounds #sighthounds #Cava

Could the right person write an enjoyable continuation of the Image Comics run of TMNT?

If I send you a few Wallachs, would you send me a few Rex Hudlers?

Congratulations on the season tickets.

GOP is too scared of voter retaliation.

I’m sure many of them deeply regret endorsing Trump, but they don’t know how to explain their mistake and keep their careers.

Simple greed combined with embarrassment. Probably only one in a 100 of politicians are true patriots that care about the people.

Vacation Hack: Just buy beer at the grocery store and drink in the park.

Patton, when it comes to comedy, I’m a CD purist. Nothing sounds like comedy on CD.

Will there be a compact disc?

I’m hoping I can eventually get this on CD to go with the collection.

A friend gifted me a very expensive annotated artists’ edition and than some horrible things came out about the author.

My friend felt terrible, but I told him not to worry too much because it’s great art by Sam Kieth and Kelley Jones.

Still, it will be more enjoyable when that author passes away.

I hope it’s about you and Bob Goldthwaite collaborating on a medium-budget miniseries about Midwest cryptids that will air on MGM+ or something.

Maybe Tyler Labine, Aparna Nancherla and Erica Rhodes will star.

4. Playtime! It’s important to find friends that appreciate you for you. #jamessuhr #marvel #wolverine #sketch #drawing #doodle

My mom has 35 acres of soybeans right now that no one wants to come harvest. She knows exactly whose fault it is.

There was no warning that @diedrichbader.bsky.social would show up in a jean jacket in The Assassination File.

How close are you to 4?

What achievement is more important to be considered the ultimate TMNT fan:

1) to read every single comic
2) to watch every single TV series/movie
3) to own every single action figure
4) to earn 10th Dan in Ninjitsu

Okay, I must have confused profit participation with ownership when he explained it.

So do you think Wein will get any money for Gunfire being on the mural?

Garth Ennis misled me. He’s talked about owning Hitman and Bloodlines was designed to keep creators from jumping to stuff like Image.

Gunn may have specifically picked a creator-owned character (all the Bloodlines are) to get Len Wein a check.

It’s possible…or maybe because of GUNNfire.

Both of them had amazing patience with I asked them very specific questions about Superman vs Aliens and DC Underworld Unleashed.

Two of the best con experiences ever.

Let’s do something to really piss him off.

Maybe in five years time they’ll develop a more comfortable rig.

Andy Barker!!!!!!!

I almost bought that book. I found a cheap copy on eBay right after I watched the movie.

Dark Hazard (1934). It’s unfortunately pro racing, but Edward G. Robinson really loves that dog.