Trump is the shooter.
Democrats are the Uvalde cops.

One of the biggest lies my generation was told by Boomers was that we'd become more conservative as we age. In fact, I've become more progressive.

"You'll be a Republican by the time you're 40." Welp - nope

I said what I said

I'm not looking to be called a hero - but I will not be performing at the Kennedy Center this year.

A nice picture of Elon Musk and his son.

I'm on Season 4 of The Waltons. When does it get good?

#Television

I couldn't understand any of them lyrics during the Super Bowl.

(puts on a Pearl Jam album)

There are two rules to stand up comedy...

Rule 1: Some days you will die on stage and the crowd will hate you

Rule 2: Good comedians can't change Rule 1

#comedy

Bestselling novelist Tom Robbins dies at 92 Robbins dazzled readers with the whimsy and imagination in his books, including Jitterbug Perfume, Skinny Legs and All and Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.

He lived a long and eventful life. Teen age me loved Another Roadside Attraction, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, and Jitterbug Perfume. Funny. Smart. Odd. My kind of content.

RIP

#Bookthreads

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Watching the new OJ Simpson doc you learn nothing new - it's like beating a dead bronco.

Oh internet

How do we convince half the country that our common enemy is their cult leader?

Trump used the pain word again today as in what Americans will feel due to his tariffs. Elon used it too a few months ago. The wealth transfer is coming and Americans will be too busy being broke, hungry and fighting each other to see what will be happening and too tired to do anything about it.

Pete Hegseth was a DUI hire.

Makes you wonder - what whistleblower was on that plane. 😬

Just a couple more deportations and eggs will finally be cheap #eggs

One of my all-time favorite reviews

Where do you go to find out how heavy a pie is?

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.

Being latchkey kids was adulting. A vacation without the kids was our parents rallying cry. I could prepare a full meal by age 7 cause my parents were somewhere just not "here". #GenX

Gen X is truly the Drop Off Generation.

Our parents loved dropping us off to neighbors, grandparents, aunts, uncles, friends, the mall while they went pretty much anywhere.

Hopefully they'd remember to pick us up or we'd call collect from 'imstillatthemallandithinkjeffbrokehisarm' to remind them

So I am so ND that I never understood that you're not supposed to honk if you like pizza?!?
If I see a bumper sticker that says "Honk If You Love Cats Wearing Tiny Hats," then not only am I honking, but I'm laying on my horn and following that car so that I can hopefully see cats wearing tiny hats.

I'm back for my 16th SF Sketchfest tonight at the SF Punch Line!

Like Pearl Jam and Lovin Spoonful —did you know Simon and Garfunkel is named after jizz?

Found him!

Apparently the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin used Monopoly money to stay at a hotel on Baltic Avenue. #unitedhealthcareCEO

I'm ready for the holiday season!! #holiday #christmas #santa #ass #eat

My traditional Thanksgiving breakfast. 29 years and counting. #thanksgiving

If you're having a bad week remember - some guy accidentally killed John Gotti's son.

Griddle me this Batman

Larry Linville was a genius and you couldn't have Dwight Schrute without Frank Burns.

I will not be taking any further questions.