talkin' about you sweat sniffer

Fortunately I am NOT straight and NOT into heterosexual relationships.

Darn I'd hate to be either one of them, I'd hate to be friends with a character from the Pikmin franchise.

Pikmin fact: ALPH IS STRAIGHT AND INTO MONOGAMOUS HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS FRICK YOU.

Too bad Pikmin is a BAD game. I wish it wasn't.

It would be so awesome.
It would be so cool.

NOOOOOO
GET BACK IN THE GROUND

He will soon.

I will make sure of it.

That's what most dictators say as they fall, before their crown is stripped away forever and a new king steps in their place.

After all this time, my rival finally falls.

I remain next in line for the crown to take from the fallen queen, removed from her throne by skies forever blue.

No, leave her to her SHACKLES. Only one will remain and that will be ME.

This is my moment of triumph.

Not me.

GET A PAINT JOB YA VOLKSWAGEN.

The Hocotate Ship doesn't have taste? Makes sense, especially with that gaudy pink.

It should've been blue instead.

Fun fact - Pikmin 4 doesn't have a toggle for auto-lock because Shigeru Miyamoto hates you personally.

I've divorced her alt.

Yeah I HATE YOU, YOU FRICK

he deserved it

My favorite part of Coelary was when Karine helped Olimar collect one out of 30 ship parts.

Don't you bring me into this.

...Though maybe I'm not the evil one any longer...

Rather than being hard to see now it's HARD TO LOOK AT LOOK AT THAT TACKY PAINT JOB LOOKIT THAT PINK UGH.

Wonderful.

Early in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, when using Olimar's Custom Special move "Order Tackle", by throwing your Pikmin on a fighter who then reflects them, Olimar's Pikmin will be devastatingly powerful when called back, dealing up to 40 damage in a single hit. This exploit has since been patched.

while bulborb from Pikmin 2

Despite naturally being encountered long after finding a Red Bulborb in Pikmin 2, the White Hairy Bulborb is actually easier to defeat than its red cousin, being slower and having less health points.

Pikmin 4 is the best selling Pikmin game in the Pikmin franchise! As of March 31st 2024, it had sold 3.48 million copies, a very good sign for the future of the franchise.

Stop doxxing my name.

Me too but I would regardless of his puns and also I would beat up Louie and also I would beat up Alph and also I would beat up every Pikmin character because I do not like Pikmin

But then how will I be an evil version of her

I can't be an evil parallel to someone who doesn't exist

hey unrelated does anyone know a good lawyer? i might be in trouble for being evil