The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

As primaries are approaching we need a candidate who will fight and end this Supreme Court as we know it and give us back a real functioning court. Without this we will be going nowhere.

@rebeccaditchlily.bsky.social

Morning, Rebecca! Have a great day! 🤗😸

Stupidity. That's it.

Buster vibes.

Semper Fi Brother, I couldn't have said it better

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

these people a just too selfish and stupid. Its a bad combo

When you are arguing with MAGA over the murders of civilians, remember that you are arguing with state sponsored troll farms and propaganda accounts, likely being operated and managed by Israeli and UAE operators on behalf of the Trump regime. The location data is false.

A reminder that every person who voted for Trump voted for this.

I'm glad Mary agrees.

Image shows Usha Vance seated on a red and black plaid couch. She is wearing what appears to be red and black plaid pajamas. Text caption: "When asked how she and JD found time to make a 4th baby, Usha said, "you just have to find the right time and ensure the mood is right." Response: Is that why she's dressed like the sofa?

I couldn't resist...

“What the fuck did you just do? What the fuck did you just do? What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!”

Please SHARE if you agree!

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

Breaking news!!!!
reviews are in for the new Melania movie

I love that the internet is an infinite scroll of clowning and dunking on idiot husbands who don’t know how to use their own two eyes to find things in their own homes, yet nary a word for the wives who secretly reorganize everything all the time for the sole purpose of gaslighting us.

some mornings you wake up and your brain is ready to seize the day and then other mornings you wake up and your brain forces you to think something like “I bet Alf’s favorite band is Spacehog”

Punched is the the correct term, a punchable face

So sad

plotting 9-9:30 scheming 9:30-10am sapphic yearning 10-11am Frotting 11am-??? App Sync 10:30 - 11:30am Existential dread then giving extremely sloppy head 12-12:45pm sapphic yearning again 1-1:45pm Hypno 1:45-4pm

can someone help me with this schedule, i need some time to eat

I can’t unsee this

Caring is an act of resistance in a system that thrives on indifference.

Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“

Who has made this 🤣