I just want to cost my company far more money than I make it, is that too much to ask.

Please share these two cartoons

Being alone is not boring, for me it’s my comfort zone. I love my own space.

I'm actually a really easy person to love. All I need is: quality time, ok but now I feel suffocated, please go away; words of affirmation, wow now I'm uncomfortable, you're cheesy stop talking; and acts of service, but not like that, that's wrong, I'll just do it myself.

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Crying In The Shower 2024 Wrapped

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Dollhouse (with Lily Rose Depp) The Weeknd, Lily-Rose Depp · The Idol Episode 5 Part 2 (Music from the HBO Original Series) · Song · 2023

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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job

Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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Or overly positive people. Those ones scare the shit outta me.

For the love of all that is holy, if you get a text while grocery shopping please veer your cart into a low traffic area to answer and not JUST STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF WALKING DOWN A FUCKING AISLE.

Thank you in advance.

What if💀

Hugs everyone

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

Before Election Day I was sure I existed but now I'm thinking maybe I don't.

Happy Birthday! 🎂🎂🎂