Jesus Christ can the handmaids have nothing. I feel like I’m just being jerked around at this point.

I swear to god if Aunt Lydia doesn’t shut the fuck up…
#handmaidstale

I’m sorry…ELEND…Elend is who they go with. This is giving Brandon Stark.

The girl I told you not to worry about and it’s every Brandon Sanderson protagonist whose name starts with K

Kelsier should forget about Mare and be with me

okay I was wrong - BUT something’s up guys

I think Brandon Sanderson really underestimated how much I love Kelsier.

Mistborn Theory 2: The Lord Ruler was overtaken by The Deepness in the mountains. It’s not a man anymore.

I genuinely don’t mind movie spoilers. BUT if someone spoils the Stormlight Archive, I’m actively worried my curated, calm facade will crack and I will shatter into a million pieces of despair.

I don’t think I’m exaggerating.

Mistborn Theory 1: There is no Lord Ruler - I’ve had my suspicions, but when he didn’t get out of the carriage during the executions I was like hell no he’s not real or at least not just a random guy

While waiting for Oathbringer to FINALLY be ready at the library, picked up Mistborn and I have THEORIES

every time I have to pee, the nyc subway decides to run at a snail’s pace

just saw this guy literally watch a date get on her train and then waited and watched as the train pulled away - sometimes I maybe want chivalry to be dead - at one point she was like shouldn’t you be getting to your train and he was like no…

Forever grateful I can’t accidentally kill the animals in Stardew Valley. One too many oops still wielding my sword moments.

Its gonna be a good one I think.

I think it should be physically impossible for weather to be two things at once. Like if it’s cold, it can’t also be windy. If I was President, I’d make this commitment.

holy shit there are a lot of dragons in Skyrim

I KNEW IT!!!

If the killer played Among Us and that drove him to kill according to the media, then considering how well that game sold, every healthcare CEO should be rightfully shitting themselves.

can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"

you just found this out…

Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie

me skipping home to play Skyrim

Where was the reunion scene between Kaladin and Adolin - WHERE IS IT

Guys I started Skyrim last night and I now regret all of the years I never played this game

I find that how the golden globes/oscars define musical and or comedy may be a bit too much of a reach

Example: How in God’s name is Hugh grant nominated for HERETIC in the comedy category - what about that movie was a comedy?!

Fuck the Stormfather

Are they gonna make Kaladin the bad guy? Can they please not make Kaladin the bad guy? Please

WORDS OF RADIANCE SPOILERS

okay im really sorry but giving the shardblade to MOASH?! the guy who was a part of the king plot. I feel this is a baaaaddd idea

ADOLIN LOCKED HIMSELF IN JAIL SO LONG AS KALADIN WAS IN THERE?!?!? That is the gayest shit I have ever heardddd ahhhh why am I so happy