oh, babe

there are so many stories from this week that I want to tell you

and to ask about your birthday plans

and to send you the annual rainy spring playlist

and to show you your niece’s hair

I miss you, asshole.

politeness is out, I’m walking into the doctors office using caveman voice

BACK HURT
BOOBS BIG
SHOULDER HAVE DENTS
BUT SARA LIKE BOOBS
NEED LESS BOOB

Seriously though! I would love a little courthouse wedding, but I need health insurance!

I like doing what I call “Jell-O shot songs.”
Less than a minute long, humorous, and interactive. Wake the room up and get some laughs in.

Then I busted out some sad girl shit around midnight and the result was… unexpected?

highly recommend the spongebob squarepants theme song for karaoke

Just watched the video of her reuniting with her dog 😭

Would love to chat about Trimet with you someday.

Happy Request An Extension Day to all who celebrate

😭🥹

lmao got my period last night

My PDX nostalgia is that kids these days just don’t understand the magic of buying drugs in the Burlingame Fred Meyer parking lot.

seeing the Midwest sweetie tomorrow for the first time since July 🥹

also I rearranged my work schedule so that therapy days are days off and it has very much been the right choice

I said NO today and it feels GOOD

I love lil’ moon guy. It’s hard to hold the weight of a star in your hand and look perfect at the same time. He’s just doing his best like the rest of us. What a sweet little buddy.

blessings to all who plan parties for 2PM

noon is too early, 4 is too late

tfw it’s one hour before the plans you made 2 months ago and the anxiety kicks in

“How’s your apocalypse going?” has worked well so far.

my childhood poverty trauma screams, “they didn’t save the picture frame?”

Oh, babe. I’m so sorry that you keep being faced with one horror after another.

🖤 There’s truly never going to be another one like him. Such a magical dude.

Thinking about that beautiful set of years pre-COVID when Gost, Dance With The Dead, Perturbator, Carpenter Brut, and Magic Sword were all rotating in and out of each others tours (even a stint with Author & Punisher). James’ passing hurts so much.

I'll miss you dude. Thank you for all the music.

GOST has been a huge part of my relationship with Brett and my overall journey these last 10 years. This is gutting.

Oh, bus grammar. The things I would do for an edit button.

12.5%!!!

“AMERICAN TIPPING CULTURE IS USED TO JUSTIFY POVERTY WAGES” isn’t enough to help people understand why I switched flat pricing but “The card processing fees are four times higher for tips than standard transactions” does.

oh, just what I needed, another goodbye

Black Knife Tiche was the savior for me there.

And we don’t talk about the two hours I spent fighting Rykard before realizing the gimmick sword was in the arena.

It took me 4 hours of pain on Malenia before realizing I should just respec and come back. Two more hours of pain later, she was down and I was howling with excitement.