I couldn't help myself

The Michael Jackson movie is great, but it's a bit weird that every time a boy walks by, Michael's eyes pop out, his heart goes boing and his tongue unravels and goes down a staircase.

For some reason I've gone down a Fifteen To One rabbit hole. It's funny how our brains misremember certain aspects; I recall the studio being very dark with green neon lights as a backdrop, a futuristic aesthetic. Yet in every episode I've seen on YouTube, the set is kinda blue & rather bright.

Garfield fucking a bike

Garfield fucking a bike #GarfieldFuckingABike

PERPETUAL SPINACH

Whenever Popeye needs help, he just prays to Our Lady of

"Beginning this year, future Call of Duty titles won’t join Game Pass Ultimate or PC Game Pass at launch. New Call of Duty games will be added to Game Pass Ultimate and PC Game Pass during the following holiday season (about a year later)..."

Xbox Cuts Game Pass Price, Will No Longer Include New ‘Call of Duty’ Less than a year after hiking the price of Game Pass, Xbox is bringing it back down.

NEW: Xbox is cutting the price of Game Pass Ultimate from $30 to $23/month... and will no longer put new Call of Duty games on Game Pass.

The first big move of new Xbox CEO Asha Sharma's tenure: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

22.00 FILM: EVRI-THING, EVRI-WHERE ALL AT ONCE Award-winning multiverse adventure where your parcel is somehow at the depot, in transit, in your safe place, left with a neighbour, delayed, returned to send, in your green bin, all at the same time - but never actually with you.

Based on a true story. About a dozen true stories in our experience...

If Rod Hull were still with us, Emu would surely have the hump with this pretender.

she wobbles my groove til I SCEE

Fight Soaring SSD Prices by Turning Your Xbox Series X/S Game Card Into PC Storage A simple PCIe to CF Express Type-B adapter does the job.

Remarkable stuff - Xbox Series expansion cards are being repurposed into PC SSDs to save money: www.digitalfoundry.net/news/2026/04...

‘People still remember it 40 years later’: the making of Chuckie Egg The iconic game that came to define 8-bit programming still conjures flutters of nostalgia 40 years on – all thanks to a 15-year-old tea boy who worked a Saturday shift in a computer shop in Greater M...

Hi I wrote about the making of classic platformerChuckie Egg and talked to its creator Nigel Alderton. Please give it a read as I want to show there’s an audience for this gaming history stuff 🙏

www.theguardian.com/games/2026/a...

Just got reminded that we completely forgot to celebrate "Who doesn't have internet?" Day yesterday.

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

Schools banning smartphones won't solve anything, the kids will just bring in Panini sticker albums of their favourite deadly ticktocks and misogynists rants.

been working on a Jerry Jackson videogame

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

I swear it gets more embarrassing every time he appears

James Brown's Living in America has been forever tainted by the trailer for the first Mr Bean film, which was on my Terminator 2 Special T-1000 Edition VHS tape. Now I imagine a springy effect noise that can best be described as 'sproyog' whenever I hear the song. Thanks, PolyGram Home Video.

When reading a book where one of the characters receives a letter, I read the letter in the voice of the Yorkshire Ripper hoaxer no matter where and when the story takes place, perfectly normal.

In case you’re confused - the £100k of tax Richard Tice failed to pay here is totally different to the
- £92k of tax not properly withheld on dividends
- the £600k side-stepped via highly aggressive tax avoidance
Industrial scale grifting revealed by @danneidle.bsky.social and Gabriel Pogrund

What should have happened: the REIT paid no tax but the Tice companies holding shares in the REIT paid £98k tax on the dividends they received. What actually happened: none of the companies paid any tax.

Our new report: Richard Tice signed accounts wrongly claiming £98,000 of tax exemptions

A 🧵 with the evidence:

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

The PC DOS version of 'Allo 'Allo! Computer Fun! may have been released, but no copy had ever surfaced. Until now. Preserved from original master disks for the first time from Games That Weren't:
www.gamesthatwerent.com/2026/04/allo...

As a child, I was so terrified of being on NTV, some weeks I'd sit there holding up a piece of A4 with 'CUNT' written on it

character in green has just walked down a set of stairs. another character in green is greeting them (good morning wanker! you woke up late this morning) at the bottom of the stairs, in a room with a cupboard, a book shelf and tables. greenery and trees surround the building.

shining force II, magazine screenshot, mega drive (1995) archive.org/details/mega...

I've been going through my archives for NES Wolverine and have managed to re-assemble my original 6502 game code and create a build from the 1st August 1990. As you can see it's a VERY early demo with the 8-way scroll routine, panel and collision working. No Wolverine sprites yet!

Oh great, more impossible beauty standards.

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is the new 'beach body ready'.