Donald
Trump

Donald Duck
Trump et

Duck
Trumpet (Toot)

Duck
Toot

Duck
Fart

Donald Trump = Duck Fart

When my wife and I were in Mexico a few years ago, someone asked us where we are from and when we told them we were from Northern California they said, “Oh, that’s why you’re so cool.”

Rinse and repeat for the foreseeable future.

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And this, Delilah, is the internet. It is a terrible place.

That song you just vibe with…

verse

chorus

verse

chorus

bridge

chorus (with feeling)

*puts on repeat*

I have officially started the transition from Gmail to Protonmail.

Google used to be a company whose motto was “do no evil.”

The fact they no longer have that motto, tells you all you need to now about them.

Also, it’s the Gulf of Mexico.

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How I feel using Bluesky

Do I copy paste from Bluesky to Threads or Threads to Bluesky?

The world may never know.

…unless you look at the timestamps.

Thinking about my dad today.

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Gonna start pronouncing Duckberg like Edinburgh.

Franklin the Orange, his royal floofiness, ruler of doops, biter of men, first of his name.

hello

one orange brain cell

I just want to be at home in my pajamas eating cereal and watching cartoons.

Man, Kevin McCallister’s family suuuuuuucks!

What’s the difference between mostly sunny and partly cloudy?

Christmas kitty

couch goblin

The most handsome boy

It’s Monday. Here’s a cat.

Nurse Franklin on the case

My only complaint about Bluesky so far is that it mostly seems to be political posts.

I sometimes just want to go somewhere to escape from it and not see it on every social media platform.

Is it okay to just copy and paste my threads posts here until I actually have something original to say?

Seeing a LOT of people on threads saying they won’t let Teslas merge. Some of us bought our cars before we knew El*n was a skidmark and are just tying to get to work or home.

I’m not in a position to sell my car and get something else right now.

You’re not being virtuous. You’re being a jerk.

*eye twitch emoji*