pauper players rejoice

(can you predict a mental note reprint rq plz)

was it buddy

was it

starting to think the bsky mod team might be their own worst enemies or something

well now we need to know what the 14 are

oh no did Agricola get AI’d?

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

god if only Lucas could write a competent mystery

clone wars is the only thing saving the prequels

god that was fucking rough I love the old Plagueis novel

IRANIAN NEGOTIATOR: hey if gas is $6 a gallon in November what kind of prison do you think you're going to go to. like. You..personally. do you think it's gonna be a NICE prison. or do you think it's gonna be a NOT nice prison.

waooww. yeah that sounds like good shit

ok im high

was this your dad’s ex-fiancée or your dad’s friend’s ex-fiancée im confused

a photo on a rocky shore of a hand holding a glass bottle with a hotdog in it

i hope that someone gets my
i hope that someone gets my
i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah
hotdog in a bottle, yeah

seems I’m not alone in being hungry

not to mention the blatant antisemitism in these videos (I’m not talking about criticizing Israel for being a genocidal state I’m talking about the horrible caricatures at the beginning)

yah I feel like I’m gonna get some good use out of this one unfortunately

I mean the antisemitism’s not great I feel like we shouldn’t gloss that over, it’s one thing to call out Israel but there were some pretty blatant caricatures in the first bits of the video

what act

what are you talking about

COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.

I'm deadly serious about this. People seem to think there's no way we could place military sanctions on the US because theyd invade, and if the lesson you've learned from the past weeks/80 years is that the US is capable of winning any war of aggression, I really don't know what to tell you.

Evolution of right wing politics since the 70s, from an original position that any notion of shared interests as a society is a fraud designed to steal from and oppress the superior individual (then) to “you should have fun watching space marine armour police making sport of inferior people” (now).

the legend lives on from the beast girls on down
to the catgirl they call
izetsumi

yes Gail show us the playmats >:3

did you just have a fucking concussion

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space.

Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

Thank you for the opportunity to remember that this little ditty exists.

its actually very funny that the stranger things creators have never played dungeons and dragons because ending each adventure without any idea where you are going next and hyping a villain so much you could never hope to stick the landing is extremely on brand for a D&D campaign

(post from sas-afras) Call her cock the sierra madre the way the hardest part is letting go (reply from fallout-lou-begas) Your collar is emitting a high-pitched beeping noise

you are so god damn pretty it's not fair

I confess I'm having trouble keeping track of who's who among my mutuals because too many of you are Lily now. I'm reasonably certain you didn't all used to be Lily.