IAM defining a role that somebody will see when the policy's loaded

The correct way to pronounce IAM is (Scott Weiland voice) "I AM"

developers

In case anybody was wondering how President Trump's cryptocurrency is doing

This is literally what Trump's Canadian tariff policy is

For a moment I could have sworn that this said Black History and I was SO confused

It took me several embarrassing moments to realize why the column on this table says "Current Country"

It's because people are moving the borders around - not because people are moving the reactors around 😂

Once again, we are reminded that America's most trusted authority on the climate is a rodent called Punxsutawney Phil

Got an instance of Atlantis (Terraform) banned from GitHub because a plan output around 5.5MB of base64 for an archive being uploaded, and Atlantis tried to comment the entire thing across a bajillion GitHub comments 😂

One of the Arabic words for "citing"/"quoting" (استشهد) can also mean "bearing witness" or "martyrdom" which makes sense in a certain way

But it also explains why I just read a post on Facebook saying that someone's scientific papers had been martyred over 250,000 times 😂

Cyndi LARPer

Finally getting into bare-metal Rust on RISC-V

Did you hear that RoboCop went on strike?

He wanted better RoboComp

Reminder: this is an example of the HTML that Facebook uses to display the word "Sponsored" in an attempt to break ad-blockers.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Kevin III: Return of the Kevin

The touch bar has been turned into a standalone gadget, powered by an ESP32 microcontroller:

Koshka is watching Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and I'm pretty sure she's been rooting for the tomatoes.

Thanks Monsanto

Full of ransom demands

This would save you about $5,000 versus a Macintosh Portable in 1989

That would save you about $5,000 versus a Macintosh Portable in 1989

Maybe they're still ransomwared

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Russian kernel exploitation is actually GRU plus Linux

Really hate how `time` is a builtin in so many shells instead of just hitting /usr/bin/time, which is what I want 99% of the "time"