Yeah, he's some kind of super human, the first humans or something. They apparently live to 250 or so.

Is that a TAN suit?!?

When in fact he was healed by Hermes.

Also the Fanta dogwhistle - thank you for explaining it. That is crazy.

Let's see . . . windmills cause cancer, soda kills cancer.

Ergo, it's perfectly safe to parachute Trump onto a windmill.

Without mentioning his name, I know which Netanyahu to whom you refer.

Sounds like the phone is ringing!

Right! UGH, so frustrating.

What a beautiful dream! I hope you succeed in it. If I ever make it big, I'll come to your bookstore.

More evidence that magpies evolved from dragons.

Iran posts AI video of Jesus punching Trump, casting president into Hell “Your reckoning has come.”

Iran posts video of Jesus punching Trump into Hell. Who could have predicted the awesome power of the Internet would bring us . . . a new and very stupid way for world leaders to hurl playground insults at each other?
www.silive.com/politics/202...

My vow to die a virgin is looking better and better!

Or was that a curse? I can never be sure . . .

"Star illegal wars, bomb elementary age schoolgirls, break families apart, deport legal residents, kill citizens, no, no, none of that matters. It's the AI art about my religion that really just drives my rage!"

omg, so jealous!

Enjoy!

Melania had sex with Epstein, too. Probably while she was with Trump. These people are batshit.

"Huh, I like the taste of rain and . . . dirt, I can live with."

That's perfect.

Kinda makes me want to read Bleach.

"I'm calling to see if I can sell some Trump steaks on your Faux News program."

It really looks like that car is about to do 88 miles per hour.

Happy Birthday you with your picture of beer!

Nice!!!

What a great looking pizza oven, too!

Well, you're half right.

Honestly, should be part of any medical test when someone says, "I believe vaccines are harmful!"

Where are the autocrats here?

I only see two Miss Piggy's! And out of make-up!

Shhh! Don't tell Pierre Polyester!

Can't possibly be assassins from some pedo high up in gov't or business. Probably just aliens.

omg, that's great!

visits the pope → pope dies
leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse
flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide
Man’s got a streak.

I hope you get many, many readers!