"....Nah, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea..."

Is this what he's spending his time on now? Doesn't this bloviating, corrupt, rapist toad have a war in the Middle East to lose?

If a child made little people that looked like this out of plasticine, you'd lock them in the attic and feed them through a slot under the door for the rest of their lives.

And you'd be right to do it.

In his first term, the necrotic child rapist wasn't shy in threatening BRICS countries - and anyone else - who might dare to use a currency that might supplant the USD.

A genius level strategic thinker, isn't he.

Saint Philip is such a dick.

Wishing him a swift recovery, mate - hope you're ok, as well.

Come see my model railway.

The tragedy of the Winter Campaign Against The Pentagon Self-Serve Omelette Bar will be taught at Anapolis.

When you solve your 25th war, you get a complimentary muffin basket, and a hot beverage of your choice from the Pentagon cafeteria.

It's worth noting that if you annoy ballerinas in even a minor way, they are very capable of kicking your ear clean through your skull.

And will.

I snort-laughed, and startled the cat.

a group of people are dancing around a fire ALT: a group of people are dancing around a fire

The Swiss Guard should drag his flabby ass into St Peter's Square, and go full Savanarola on him.

I'll bring the marshmallows.

Clannad singer and harpist Moya Brennan dies aged 73 The Grammy and Emmy-winning ‘first lady of Celtic music’ was credited with popularising Irish music and lyrics

Some very sad news - felt this one.

Vale, Máire Philomena Ní Bhraonáin (Moya Brennan) of Clannad.

A luminous, beautiful talent.

Slán leat, a bhean uasal - go raibh míle maith agat.

Make this movie, Hollywood, you cowards

I feel attacked. And seen.

But mostly attacked.

a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open

Mmmmm....

....DEATH HONEY....

....aaarrrrarragghhh.....

As the kids say:

"Fantastic. Great move. Well done, Anus."

(It's me. I'm "the kids".)

No one will bury your self-indulgent idiocy quite like an Australian will.

He looks like he was carved out of suet.

I am sending all the good fortune I have, and then some. B

Wait a minute - I'd know that ludicrous eyeliner anywhere...

Should they ever come to Australia, I will move heaven and earth (and whatever planet they're from) to see them.

Best goddamn thing I've seen in ages.

a painting of a ship with fireworks in the background and the words photo director below it Alt: Titanic, testing the limits of its engineering tolerances against crystalline Dihydrogen Monoxide. It did not go well.

Dihydrogen Monoxide in its solid crystalline form can even destroy a ship.

That stuff's bloody dangerous.

Ash nazg durbatulûk

Ash nazg gimbatul

Ash nazg thrakatulûk

Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

Ash nazg durbatulûk,
Ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk
Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

Oh, Gary.

Oh, honey - no.

Is he bidding Epstein rise from his sick bed and walk?

So many questions, and all of them are:

"IS HE FUCKING INSANE"

....the *fuck* is this idiocy?

"Total systemic friction"

What?

These fucking idiots should try pressing "1" for English.

Mr Angry Jesus, in his pointy hat.

God-botherers are *so* fucking odd.