Waiting sucks. Desperately trying to embrace the energy of The Hanged Man! #tarot

Americans will finally be told that fruits and vegetables are good and sodas are bad, why didn't anyone try this before

Has Dan Bongino never had a fucking job?

Is there such thing as a #bookclub where you don't all read the same #book, you just get together and talk about what you're reading? 😅📖 #reading

As Klarna flips from AI-first to hiring people again, a new landmark survey reveals most AI projects fail to deliver Just 1 in 4 AI investments bring in the ROI they promise—but CEOs just can’t resist the technology.

Klarma experiencing #AIfailure. Love to see it!

fortune.com/2025/05/09/k...

#AIFAIL

If Trump isn't named pope, the Conclave was rigged. That's how it works, right?

My #AI prediction:

CEOs are salivating at the idea of replacing all workers with AI. They will move too quickly on this with disastrous results. Some of it will be funny, but some of it won't. Some companies will double down despite failure,others will beg for workers to come back.

I owed Jim a steak, so we went to Sullivan's. We're sitting at the bar and there's an older guy sitting a couple seats away. We all order martinis. Drinks arrive, I ask if he's enjoying his martini. He says yes and then says that he "can tell we're good, hard working Americans." Lol, whut? #random

If you factor out the fact that I'm stabbing you in the face right now, you're actually pretty healthy.

Subdeals? How do these journalists maintain their composure, I'd laugh in this guy's stupid fucking face!

Woke up with terrible cramps, but pushed myself to go to #yoga anyway. My cramps are gone, and I feel so ready for the day! Never underestimate what exercise can do for you! #sundayfunday

"Name a common food product."

"What color is a red fire truck?"

"Do you like money?"

I'd fail it even harder than I did as a kid! 😅

I can't believe the person who rifled through my car last night passed on my cheap sunglasses and extensive collection of outdated paper maps! 😅

Just finished reading Life of the Party, about Brownie Wise, the brains behind the ubiquitous Tupperware Party. Great lessons to be learned about working in #corporate. Never let your job be your entire identity! #books

It's a hard-to-find spot, but I had the pleasure of trying some pistschio gelato at a new spot in #Durham this weekend: A Little Gelato. Check them out!

A Little Gelato&Bakery g.co/kgs/GNbknmA

Oh, Meta doesn't want me to read Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams? It is now on the top of my reading list!

If you don't know where to go, go where you're needed. #shoresy

For the first time in QUITE a while I slept through the night without getting up at 3am to pee! Not sure how I accomplished this, though.... #old

I just know the Vatican PR team is sweating the possibility of the pope dying while Conclave is still being talked about

‘Hard to dismiss it as a coincidence’: A closer look at skyrocketing DC unemployment claims - WTOP News There appears to be an economic trend forming in D.C. as jobless claims have been on a steep upward trajectory over the past several weeks.

This article is the definition of gaslighting.

wtop.com/dc/2025/02/a...

🤣

The "anti-DEI" crew clearly don't know what DEI programs do. If companies and orgs are being pressured to remove these programs, I propose you simply rename them.

Is Trump just going to blame everything on "DEI" for the next 4 years? So exhausting.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!

Grateful for this beautiful day! Perfect for an evening walk! 🌞

Hard-hitting coverage from Fox News.

Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

QOTD: Are you SURE we don't already own this Rupert Holmes album?